theater
AS BEES IN HONEY DROWN. Le chat noir, 715 St. Charles Ave., 581-5812. Douglas Carter Beanes play is about an up-and-coming writer and his bubbly agent who promises fame and fortune. David Hoover directs Peter Callahan and Francine Segal. Tickets $15 Thursday, $20 Friday-Saturday. Performances 8 p.m. Thursday-Saturday, through June 16.
JO-JO THE MAGIC CLOWN. Fine Arts Center, 1733 Constantinople St., 269-3922. The Porta-Puppet Players present another performance of their dinner theatre for kids. Reservations required. Tickets $10 (includes dinner). Performance 7 p.m. Wednesday.
THE LONESOME WEST. Contemporary Arts Center, Freeport McMoRan Theater, 900 Camp St., 528-3800. Janet Shea, the 2001 Big Easy Lifetime Achievement Award winner, directs this story of two brothers living alone in their fathers house who constantly quarrel over issues big and small. Stars Robert Montgomery, Michael Cahill and others. Tickets $20 general, $18 seniors, $15 students. Performances 8 p.m. Friday-Saturday, 2 p.m. Sunday, through May 27.
PLAZA SUITE. Carlones Dinner Theater, 100 N. Labarre Road, Metairie, 838-9906. Carlones presents Neil Simons classic about three separate couples who occupy the same suite at the Plaza Hotel. C. Patrick Gendusa directs Nigel Mist, Suzanne Yee McKamey and others. Tickets $39 dinner and show, $26 show only. Performances 8 p.m. Friday-Saturday, 2 p.m. Sunday, through June 10.
PURLIE. Ty Tracy Theatre, Gallier Hall, 705 Lafayette St., 565-7860. Ossie Davis play Purlie Victorious is the foundation for this Tony Award-winning musical comedy. Ty Tracy directs Leo Jones, Carmen White and others. Tickets $10. Performances 8 p.m. Friday, 4 p.m. Saturday-Sunday, through May 27. (Reviewed in this issue.)
THE ROBBER BRIDEGROOM. Rivertown Repertory Theatre, 325 Minor St., Kenner, 468-7221. Alfred Uhrys rousing, bawdy Southern fairy tale set in 18th century Mississippi comes to life through the direction of Chip Stelz. Starring Lance Spellerberg, Dave Hamby, Kalon Thibodeaux and Chrissy Garrett. Tickets $20 adults, $18 seniors and students, $10 children. Pre-performance buffet $16. Performances 8 p.m. Thursday-Saturday, 2:30 p.m. Sundays, through May 27.
art
Venues preceded by an asterisk are celebrating opening receptions this week. Call each space for information.
Venues preceded by an asterisk are celebrating opening receptions this week. Call each space for information.
Ariodante 535 Julia St., 524-3233 Painted wooden bowls by Karen Morava, through May.
Barristers Gallery 1724 Oretha Castle Haley Blvd., 525-2767 Exploring Assemblage in New Orleans, group show of 35 local artists, through May.
BERNARDO FINE ART PHOTOGRAPHY 317 Exchange St., 522-6290 Instrumental Nudes, black-and-white nude photographs, through May 25.
Bryant Galleries 316 Royal St., 525-5584 Recent works by Juan Medina, through May.
cole pratt gallery 3800 Magazine St., 891-6789 Steffen Thomas: Figurative Works from the Collection, through May 26. (Reviewed in this issue.)
d.o.c.s. 709 Camp St., 524-3936 Sculpture by Denice Bizot, through May.
GALLERY GORGON 2042 Magazine St., Second Floor, 529-5350 Works by Terrance Osborne and Maggie McEleney, through May.
GALERIE LAFItTE 533 St. Louis St., 524-0105 Group show featuring Christina Juran, Jordan Idanov and Gustavo Duque, through May.
Galerie Simonne Stern 518 Julia St., 529-1118 Paintings by Pat Steir, through May.
gallery porche west 3201 Burgundy St., 269-9740 The Holga Project, photographs by Jennifer Shaw, through May 28.
LeMieux Galleries 332 Julia St., 522-5988 Riverrun, paintings by Alan Gerson, through May 29. (Reviewed in this issue.)
Marguerite Oestreicher Fine Arts 720 Julia St., 581-9253 Recent sculpture by Mary F. Forsythe, through May 28.
mario villa gallery 3908 Magazine St., 895-8731 New work by Tony Benjamin, through May.
PELIGRO 305 Decatur St., 581-1706 Works by Brooklyn artist Sharony Andrews Green, through May.
POETS GALLERY 3113 Magazine St., 899-4100 Abstract paintings by Rob Goldsmith, through May.
POSITIVE SPACE GALLERY 2022 Magazine St., 522-9344 New work by Paul Thorn, through May.
RIVERBEND GALLERY 1000 S. Carrollton, 862-0111 New work by G. Harvey, Christa Kieffer and Larry Dyke, through May.
Wyndy Morehead FIne Arts 3926 Magazine St., 269-8333 Fields of Gold, recent paintings by Marjorie Guyon, through May.
books
Wednesday 23
DONALD E. PEDERSON. Bookstar, 414 North Peters St., 523-6411. Author signs Mental Laxatives for a Constipated Mind. Free admission. 1 p.m. to 3 p.m.
Saturday 26
TONY FENNELLY. Barnes & Noble Booksellers, 3721 Veterans Memorial Blvd., Metairie, 455-5135. Author signs Dont Blame the Snake. Free admission. 1 p.m.
M.A. HARPER. Bookstar, 414 North Peters St., 523-6411. Author signs Worst Day of My Life, So Far: My Mother, Alzheimers, and Me. Free admission. 3 p.m. to 5 p.m.