John McCain might have thrown the Reich-minded Reverend John Hagee under the Straight Talk Express, but it doesnt matter because Hagee can always turn to his good friend, Senator Joe Lieberman.
As this Huffington Post article points out, Lieberman considers Hagee to be an "Ish Elochim," or "a man of God, and Lieberman is scheduled to be the headliner at Hagees 2008 Christians United for Israel Washington-Israel Summit. If you managed to cut down your Jazz Fest attendance this year to only a couple of days, then you might have the money to attend this glorious event.
There will be ex-terrorists, an ex-Senator (the pride of Pennsylvania ,unless youre gay, Rick Santorum), an ex-presidential candidate (friend to all Christians, unless youre gay, Gary Bauer), the Weekly Standards William Kristol, Congressman Elliot Engel, talk show host Dennis Leeway Prager and a private concert by Randy Travis.
All yours for $200. Thats right: four days at $50 a day. If we can round up enough people from New Orleans, we can even get our own bus and no one will be able throw Hagee under this one (Im not sure hed fit anyway).
Any ideas what we should call the bus? Too bad Straight Talk Express is already taken. Hagee, Santorum and Bauer would have loved it.