Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Tuesday, Tuesday

Posted By on Tue, Jun 3, 2008 at 4:32 PM

THE NEVERENDING STORY: They’re voting in Montana and South Dakota. Will Hillary Clinton give it up tonight? Some say yes; campaign spokesman Howard Wolfson says no. (Would he lie to you?) Meanwhile, my friends, John McCain is coming to the Pontchartrain Center tonight, and, my friends, you can have free tickets

ANGIE, ANGIE: Entertainment Tonight insists that a certain resident of the Lower Quarter has given birth to her twins. Spokespeople for the Lower Quarter resident says no, no, no and calls ET a big fat liar. Meanwhile, the editor in chief of OK! magazine says: “Essentially you have two of the most beautiful, famous people in the world. We’ve all seen they’ve had one baby, Shiloh, and it is the coolest, most adorable baby on the planet. And this time they’re having two? It can’t get any better.” When contacted for comment, the ravaged ghost of American journalism was spotted in a corner, rocking back and forth and weeping…

HURRICANE PREDICTIONS: You know the ones – they scare us every June, are invariably inaccurate, and get “revised” as they go along? Turns out emergency managers don’t think they’re worth much, either…

SAINTS: The Black and Gold sign free agent cornerback Jerametrius Butler and center Marquay Love…

BUTLER DID IT: NPR profiles Henry Butler. Congratulations, sir…

THE MAGICAL MEA CULPA TOUR: Shy, retiring young Scott McClellan turned up on The Daily Show last night to plug his book. Jon Stewart put some zazz into the tawdry enterprise by having Fred Schneider of the B-52s sing McClellan's audio book. Nice.

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