You know that Starbucks is closing 600 U.S. stores, right? And that the company has been sooper-sekrit about which stores will be disappeared by their caffeine overlords?
Below, the official list of Louisiana closings. New Orleans: spared. Baton Rouge, not so much:
Nine? Nine??? Where will the folks in Baton Rouge go to pick up a nonfat venti latte and a Jakob Dylan CD at the same time?