Friday, August 29, 2008

Sheik of Arabi Reveals His Plan

Posted By on Fri, Aug 29, 2008 at 3:35 PM


Louis Crovetto, the 77-year-old “Sheik of Arabi” is leaving the decision about evacuating to a higher power.

     “It depends on the great, high, exulted mystic ruler,” Crovetto says.

     But when will Crovetto know the final decision?

     “When she tells me,” Crovetto says.

     Crovetto says his girlfriend has already reserved two rooms in Arkansas, so he’s just waiting for her to make up her mind.

     “She owns a million-dollar home on Transcontinental Drive and she’s 20 years my junior,” Crovetto explains. “Do you blame me?”

     Follow her orders, Mr. Crovetto, and Godspeed. 



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