Its senior senator faces multiple felony convictions, and its governor is, depending on whom you ask, a cancer who is killing her party or a rogue-operative diva who cares more about the next election than the next-week election. Looking back, its signature pop-culture signpost, Northern Exposure, actually kind of sucked.
Can we go ahead and give away to Russia all that thin Alaskan air into which Putin, like a Marxist Macy's parade balloon, so often rears his head?
Last night on Larry King Live, Janine Turner, who played fictional frontierswoman Maggie OConnell on the long-running, award-winning television program, vigorously threw her support behind fictional frontierswoman Sarah Palin. She is a smart, intelligent woman, Turner said, oddly employing a bit of Palinology to drive home the point. She's the governor of Alaska, which the state of Alaska has the fifth highest ranking, they have the most power of the top five states in Alaska. She's had executive power. She's a smart, intelligent woman.
I dont believe you, TV Alaskan, no more than I believed TV Superman Dean Cain when he tried to tell me and Larry that John McCain was a steadfast regulator who saw Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac coming. As a commenter on one Cain fan site said, It must be the red Kryptonite.