Behold: Fast Food Tattoos (tipoff courtesy of The Gurgling Cod). This one in particular seems relevant to our readership -- a permanent salute to the enduring culinary accomplishments of one Mr. Al Copeland (image under the cut just in case you're eating):
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What does it profit a man to have the Popeyes logo tattooed on his belly? Does he get free food for life? Can he just walk into any store, lift his shirt, and demand a free three-piece-spicy and a biscuit?