By purchasing an analog-to-digital converter box, I assumed Id be freed from the shackles of a snowy-fuzz pair of bunny-eared antenna. Instead, though I have a little-more-than-limited cable, the picture comes through like a blurry YouTube video on dial-up.
But every once in a while, I come across basic-cable infomercial gems like this:
Im not sure what kind of cancer this thing is capable of producing, but Im sure millions among the Thanksgiving-panicked masses are at least tempted by a two-hour turkey.
I just hope my Louisiana neighbors stick to what they know best turkey fryers. Im not sure if Id want infrared lasers anywhere near my more than likely lead-contaminated New Orleans apartment.