You'll want to hide the kiddies this Saturday night, when the 3rd annual Very Bad Santa Crawl takes to the streets of the Marigny and the Quarter for a bar crawl that promises to be more naughty than nice.
Dozens (or will it be hundreds?) of St. Nicks, elves, and Mrs. Clauses will be spreading their very own brand of Christmas cheer, and, given their itinerary, You Better Watch Out:
5:00 Washington Square (Royal and Frenchmen)
5:15 Ray's Boom Boom Room on Frenchmen
6:45 Pirates Alley Cafe
7:30 Coyote Ugly
8:30 Carousel Bar in the Hotel Monteleone
9:30 Rick's Cabaret - 315 Bourbon
10:30 Funky Pirate/Tropical Isle
11:15 Lafitte's Blacksmith Shop
12:00 DBA on Frenchmen
1:00 And for the very hardcore - Mimi's in the Marigny
Rick's??!! That gives a whooole new meaning to "sitting on Santa's lap."