The morning after issuing his interim report concerning the City of New Orleans' management of its administrative vehicle fleet (get your copy here), New Orleans Inspector General Robert A. Cerasoli is trudging down Baronne Street to his next appointment. He doesn't have a city car. In fact, he doesn't have a car, period. What he has is an office on St. Charles (at last), a small apartment in the CBD (furnished with an air mattress and the nondescript suits he favors), and the Le Pavillon hotel in between the two, where he seems to be known by everyone from the top-hatted doorman to the server who pours his coffee. It's 11:30 am, and he's already given several interviews, declined a radio interview due to time constraints, and wolfed down a plate of French toast with bacon. "I forgot to eat yesterday," he explains.
He's not 10 feet down Baronne Street when he passes a New Breed cab. The driver's hand comes out the window for a shake. "Thank you," Cerasoli mutters, shyly but sincerely. The scenario repeats itself six times in four blocks -- a pedestrian stops in his tracks and exclaims "Great work!"; a motorist stops in the intersection at Perdido and waves him through enthusiastically.
"Thank you." "Thank you!"
Cerasoli is running late for a TV stand-up and a subsequent radio interview. Since the 53-page report was sent to New Orleans CEO Brenda Hatfield and the City Council, the media and the public have been poring over its revelations. City ordinances limit the number of take-home vehicles to 60 (50 for the mayor's office, 10 for the fire department), but Cerasoli's investigators have the number of city-owned vehicles pegged at 273. The mayor's office alone accounts for 73 of them; Mayor Ray Nagin himself has both a 2005 Lincoln Continental (insured value: $37,500) and a 2007 Ford Expedition ($33,042.25). The list contains SUVs, pickup trucks, sedans -- an administrative fleet valued at more than $4 million...and the mayor's budget, submitted to City Council, includes another $2 million for a "vehicle replacement program." And this is just Cerasoli's interim report; a more thorough version is forthcoming.
The inspector general pauses at Canal Street. "I'm supposed to be going to Dickie Brennan's," he says. "You know where that is?"
Which Dickie Brennan's? I wonder, but I say yes, and we keep walking.
"I stay out of the French Quarter," says Cerasoli. "People know my face. I just can't afford to be seen down there. Once I went down for lunch with a few people, including [U.S. attorney] Jim Letten, and we were going to a restaurant, and we passed Larry Flynt's Barely Legal club, right in front of the sign, and I said 'Jim, all it's going to take is one person with a cameraphone.'"
He's kidding. But not really. The IG -- who, famously, was not supplied with telephones or computer equipment for months after his arrival in New Orleans -- still operates largely on his own, using his personal cellphone (with his hometown Massachusetts area code) and an AOL address. Earlier, I had asked him what he did when he wasn't working, and Cerasoli seemed to grope for an answer...not evasively, as a politician might, but which a genuine sense of puzzlement.
"Reading?" I ask him, and he relaxes. "I read a lot," he says. (He had begun our conversation with a historical tale about Attila the Hun and the sacking of Venice.) Cerasoli had volunteered as a weight-training coach in the time between stepping down as the Massachusetts IG and taking the job in New Orleans, but when asked, he says, "I haven't lifted weights in more than a year."
Movies? I remind him that he once compared New Orleans to a Fellini movie, and he corrects me: "Fellini film." This segues into a discussion of City Hall, which segues into Nagin, and Cerasoli mentions that he's only met the mayor a few times. "Once was at Clearview Mall," he says. "The mayor was there with his wife, and I was there by myself."
I ask him if he's made any friends in the year-plus he's been in New Orleans.
"There are people," he says, carefully. "But you never know who you're talking to, you know?"
At Bourbon, he pauses again, seemingly not sure where to go, and I ask, "Do you know which Dickie Brennan's? There's the Palace Café, Bourbon House, the Steak House..."
"Iberville," he says. "It's on Iberville."
We head down Bourbon, past the picture windows of the Bourbon House, and a whole table of diners jumps up, waving at the man passing outside. He ducks his head and waves back -- not immodestly, but shyly.
Cerasoli has another report on the way -- this one, reportedly, having to do with the city's accursed crime-camera program -- that may see the desk of the CEO by year's end. But his next non-official duty is a holiday trip back to his hometown in Massachusetts. His mother passed away recently; he is eager to see his sister and his extended family. Then it's back to New Orleans and more investigations, more reports. "I get out of the office at 12:30, 1 in the morning," he says.
Down the sidewalk, in front of Dickie Brennan's Steak House, Lee Zurik of WWL-TV is waiting with a cameraman. Cerasoli gives a poised interview, but reiterates what he's been saying about the "Interim Report on the Management of the Administrative Vehicle Fleet" -- that he'd prefer not to comment, but to let the CEO, the City Council, and the public make up their own minds and take the actions they find appropriate. When it's over, Lee and I walk him into Dickie's, where Eric Asher of WIST-AM is set up for a live broadcast, waiting on the man on whom so many reform hopes are pinned.
"Merry Christmas," Cerasoli says, and sits down for what is (by my count) Cerasoli's fourth interview of the day, and probably not his last.
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I really like this guy and I really like this profile of this guy. Great work Kevin.
thanks for fleshing him out some more for us Kevin. I know he's tired and overwhelmed but I pray he gets a second wind and stays with us long enough to root out the bulk of the BS that's plugging up our city's administration. I do realize that that sounds near to impossible for one man in one lifetime to do. But still, I pray...
Since when is the city charter optional to follow? Mayor Nagin commented last night that the NOLA statistics are similar to other cities our size. If he were re-evaluating the appropriateness of the city ordinance that restricts take home vehicles to 50 then that might have been an intelligent comment, however a minimum of 273 take home vehicles when the city ordinance mandates no more than 50, means that the Mayor is knowingly in violation of the legal obligations in the city's legal documents he is supposed to be upholding. Combine that with the other article on the front page today, about what sounds like a young protege of the Mayor's mismanaging the New Orleans libraries -- Mr. Marsallis seems to be taking the the Mayor's attitude about the city charter being optional instead of legally binding. Let's get this straight -- two people who have no knowledge of or education in libraries decide that four people who have master's degrees in library science and years of experience, don't know how to run a library, replace them with three people with beginner knowledge of library management and THEN start working on "core competencies" of the new staff?? Honestly? it sounds like somebody gave their friends a cushy job. Isn't that what corruption is?
I truly respect the work Mr. Cerasoli is here to do. The large part of me that absolutely can't stand people who live here but speak negatively about the city to national press will have to get over his comments on the CNN special with Soledad Obrien.
Thanks, Kevin, for that fine piece of writing. You should assign yourself more stories!
Thank you, Kevin. This is one fine post! Only you would follow our hero down the street to get the story. Really, thanks. And, by the way, there is no relation, Editilla the Pun
Mr. Cerasoli is truly working for the public--a man who can bring us closer to Dewey's Great Community.
Happy Holidays to Mr Cerasoli. He deserves that much-needed break with his family. I too hope he gets that second wind and keeps up with the de jure reports on how city government OUGHT to be operating here. We as a community will then be obligated to act on what we know...and I hope we don't squander those opportunities. Kudos, Kevin, on a great vignette about one hardworking dude.
If everyone in City Hall thought just a little more like Cerasoli we would all be better off. It's nice to hear people stop him in the street and shake his hand. I pray he has more public support than we know.
I love Robert Cerasoli. He is the man. Thanks for this post!
Nice profile of the IG. What impressed me most about the report was the gentle tone. He could easily have taken a preachy, "how dare you" approach with such juicy material. But he does not. He offers instead a list of level-headed explanations of how the current system (which appears to be chaos) does not work. Rather than lambaste the city, Mr. Cerasoli offers practical advice, almost as one would offer constructive criticism to a friend. I think that is really going to pay off in spades, first, because it keeps the conversation at a professional level, and second, because city leaders can respond to the suggestions without having to first duck allegations of fraud and mismanagement. Because in the end, what counts is that the city gets it right, that tax dollars are not stolen or wasted, and that people of integrity can work at City Hall once again. Peace, Tim
And in the afternoon, he honored a previously-arranged 2:00 meeting -- after a prolonged and difficult City Council meeting -- with a humble citizen who has a pretty good idea for government transparency.