Thursday, February 12, 2009

Jan Ramsey suggests weed, hoes as economic solution for New Orleans

Posted by Alison Fensterstock on Thu, Feb 12, 2009 at 7:18 PM

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In the issue of Offbeat magazine's Weekly Beat e-newsletter that went out today, Editor-in-Chief Jan Ramsey suggested a novel method for New Orleans to jump-start its economy: following Amsterdam's example, the city should legalize marijuana and reintroduce a prostitution district.

"I also have the solution to solving New Orleans' economic problems now and forever: let's make it the Amsterdam of the U.S.

First, decriminalize marijuana use (oh the horror of Michael Phelps getting caught hitting a bong!!) and confine it to "coffee houses" in specific areas of the city; and second, re-create Storyville with taxed, legalized, controlled, clean prostitution. No more Canal Street madams or martyrs for David Vitter!

I can hear the screaming and outraged yelling now. But have you ever been to Amsterdam?

Think about it."

It might not be such a bad idea at that. Any suggestions as to who would be best suited to head up the new Mayor's Office of Weed and Hoes?

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Well, a certain shiny headed Mayor will need a job fairly soon and this one might suit him. Nah, he'd screw it up too...

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Posted by Adrastos on 02/12/2009 at 4:35 PM

This may be the perfect job for Riley (a/k/a Chef Menteur Deux) when Nagin finally moves to Dallas! Personally I'd like to see Mitch Landrieu as Secretary of Weed & Ho's, just because it seems so unlikely it might actually work.

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Posted by Sugar Mama on 02/12/2009 at 6:08 PM

Ummm, the mayor's good buddy Bernardo.

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Posted by liprap on 02/12/2009 at 7:28 PM

Jacques Morial?

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Posted by Ro on 02/12/2009 at 7:46 PM

I can't believe no one has yet suggested the most obvious of choices: Kermit Ruffins.

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Posted by Civitch on 02/12/2009 at 11:21 PM

Hey Storyville DID make money even when the shine of legal sex wore off! MaryJane should have been legalized during prohibition (since everyone was doing it! ha!)

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Posted by Sherry on 02/13/2009 at 10:14 AM

Snoop Dog, obviously. It's the job he was born to do. Anyways, while it would probably pass here, we would be able to thank our State brethren up in Shreveport who would throw such a fuss that Jindal would step in and shut it down, no doubt.

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Posted by Brad on 02/13/2009 at 11:10 AM

I'd like to volunteer to be in charge of Weed n Hoes. I have absolutely no political or economic experience, but that's never gotten in the way of people getting elected to public office down here.

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Posted by Alejandro de los Rios on 02/13/2009 at 2:13 PM

Oh, and did anyone else notice that the Storyville bar closed down shop? When did that happen?

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Posted by Alejandro de los Rios on 02/13/2009 at 2:14 PM

Now, now, let's not call them "hoes." They are "working girls." I mean women.

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Posted by JAN RAMSEY on 02/14/2009 at 6:22 PM

I think this should be treated as a serious proposal.

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Posted by mf on 02/14/2009 at 7:28 PM

Well judging from the response here, I think Jan may be onto something.

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Posted by Alison Fensterstock on 02/14/2009 at 9:15 PM

FANTASTIC IDEA. Think of how much tax money we could save not dealing with arresting, prosecuting, and jailing marijuana offenders. The WAR ON DRUGS is the most futile spending black hole ever. If drugs were legalized, what crime would still exist? certainly crime would drop exponentially - violent crime and robbery is almost always associated with drugs.

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Posted by Kennedy on 02/24/2009 at 12:05 PM

Why not also incorporate the other thing the Netherlands is famous for: bicycles and bicycle lanes. New Orleans is a flat and small city with a warm climate - the perfect combo for cycling. The rebuilding of this great city is an opportunity to create a model that the rest of the country can follow.

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Posted by jaybee on 02/25/2009 at 4:31 AM
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