Hey Big Chief, can you find out for us what PR company is handling Governorcist Peeyou? Peeyou is executing a Roll Out. Are these RNC PR firms or has this rather swank blitz been paid for with Louisiana money. I lean towards the RNC since this parade DOES frighteningly resemble McCain/Palin in both Timing and Access to larger media. Rest assured however, this is a well orchestrated professional Public Relations Product roll-out. Who is the PR Firm(s) pushing Peeyou? Thank you in advance, Editilla

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First of all I am really sorry that you were let down by Mr. Jindal's performance. That must have been rough for you. I mean the sound and the lighting, and the presentation was just really not up to what one expects from a well oiled political machine like you have up in Chicago for instance. And it's OK if you make fun of his ethnic sounding name because you are so angry. We understand. I mean it's not like he is a black person and you called him Leroy or something. I mean he is East Asian and not even a real Indian. So please make what ever racial references you want. It's not like you are calling him Hussein or something scary. I can't really see why we would want any leaders from this area coming to prominence anyway. I mean how could that possibly benefit us? Where is the pay off for someone from Louisiana becoming president if he is not a Democrat? I see your point. Even if he is ‘keeping the brand out there” it still stinks because he is opposing the bailouts and spending. He actually had the nerve to provide opposition to our new “dear leader”. He's just not the dynamic Black leader we justly deserve nor is he a Democrat so I say he is just wasting money and not doing his job as the representative of our state. He should stay home and duck hunt like a Good Republican would at this time of year. Why go out of state. It's a waste of time. And besides if you would have voted for him that is not what you would have voted for him for is it? The least he could do is get one of his teenagers pregnant or get caught with a Ho-Ah so that we could negate him with our mystical hypocrite pointer. Some one get Larry Flint on the line. There must be some amount of money we can spend to get rid of this little runt.

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Resista, his name is Piyush --which he himself changed to Bobby in honor of his child hood hero: Bobby Brady. In India it means "Nectar". Here in Louisiana, I beg to differ. For me it just smells like Peeyou. As for Larry Flint... Larry Flynt To Run For Mayor Of New Orleans by Editilla O'rilla d'Aphasia… ”on the beat off the record" [dateline: Flint, Michigan] One-time Presidential candidate, free speech activist, beaver enthusiast and inventor of "The Wheelie! Protective Cup", Larry Flynt announced today his intention to run for mayor of New Orleans. But why announce in Flint, Michigan? "Well, I like the name recognition." says Flynt, in Flint. "People often call me a skin-flint. And also, everyone knows how Flint starred in Michael More's first movie. What a lot of people don't know is that Michael starred in one of my movies back in the 70s and worked for me as a cub intern early in his career. That's right. Where do you think he first learned the secret ins and outs of hidden-camera blackma—errr'ah, I mean, documentary film making? But does he ever remember to mention who gave him his first shot, who broke him in, showed him the ropes, taught him how to struggle, how to behave, how to say 'yes please, Mr. Flynt, may I have another?' Does he ever think of me when palms his little Oscar? Nah! What a pig." When asked about his reasons for leaving a lucrative position at the head of such an Ostentatious Pornography Potentatency (OPP) to try to run the city of New Orleans, arguably the least lucrative work in the OPP business, the Master Bater had this to say, "Leave this? You gotta be joking. But hey, did not Nagin prove that you don't have to actually "live" in the city to be elected mayor, much less show up for work? Plus I already have a Hustler Club down there on Bourbon St, which would save the city a bundle on office space, secretaries, VIP "conference" rooms and Congressional lays --errrah, I mean, liaisons." Larry Mack went on to further expoundulate upon his new fetish for Louisiana politics, "New Hell! I've been making butt'loads of money off of Louisiana politicians for years. It’s just lately that I didn't even have to pay any money up front. Wish I'd'a figured that one out sooner, like when I was opening my club. Jezuz'Judaz! Now THAT cost a porkin' tub-0-greese! But it turns out to be a much better return on investment this way. Yeah, there's the cost of the occasional lie detector tests, but that's what, 150 bucks? Chump change. That reward money I used to entrap, errr'ah, I mean…ensnare Sen. Bob “Make a” Livingston? It all came from donations! I swear! Every penny. Really. It's true! And get this, the magazine revenues generated by that one 'outing' paid for a lot of my girls to finish high school—errr’ah, I mean college, let me tell you. I swear! Every penny. Really. It's true! And this guy Vitter? Aw man, what a gold mine! I can’t beat 'em off with a stick!" Finally, I asked the the Porn King and Potential Potentate if he wasn't at least slightly afraid of another hurricane striking the city, and his plans for evacuation, given the current mayor's sad state of preparedness and his own evacuationally challenged modus ambulatus. "You are kidding right?", rasped Flynt, "Why, I've been shot out, laid out, blacked-out, black-mailed and priority-mailed. I've been rolled, bowled, doled, trolled, pimped and gimped. I've had my chest shaved. I've had my legs shaved. Wanna see my butt? I've even had my butt shaved! And don't ask me about wax jobs. I've been whipped, dipped, stripped and tipped. I've had midgets walk all over my back in gold lame‘ and purple rhinestone spiked heels while drinking gatorade and laughing like cute little tiger'fans. I'm so bad my mama had to ask permission for me to attend elementary school. My daddy used to beat me over the head just for lookin' cross'eyed. You think I'm gonna be afraid of a little old hurricane? Damn Right! But I have a plan. A big plan. Big big big. We'll market New Orleans as, get ready, you're gonna love this…we'll get Fox to do a cop show, right? Name it: "Hustler & Blow", about a white chic/black guy team, where she's not really a chic and he's not really a cop or black but a caramel'colored, not from Louisiana either and needs a blow job every couple of hours to stay focused... Anyway, I'll be long gone before any of you suckers even think about calling the mayor with your problems. Evacuation Esshhmacuation! " Campaign slogan anyone?

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OMG when will it end? Please, someone, make it, make PBJ stop...

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