Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Lil Wha?

Posted By on Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 4:58 PM

Can you do a reasonable Lil Wayne impression and secure independent transportation to the D.C. area? If so, this woman’s looking for you:

Lil Wayne wanted (DC-MD-VA)

Date: 2009-06-12, 12:27PM EDT

My son is turning 16 and really wanted Lil Wayne to perform for his birthday gala. Unfortunately his schedule will not permit him to make it. I need a Lil Wayne impersonator desperately.

Here is the kicker my son is blind so you do not need to look like the rapper just sound like him. I understand he grunts and mumbles a lot. I don’t care if you are 67 and Jewish if you can sing the songs you’re hired. Money is not an issue. Name your price. Interested individuals please let me know your rap experience, video of you performing as Lil Wayne would be better. If that is not feasible we can arrange for a live audition.

Serious inquiries only, this is very important to my family. Young Money Baby!

* Location: DC-MD-VA

* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

* Compensation: Negotiable

Despite sounding like a Real Housewives of Washington, D.C. pilot pitch, this actual Craigslist post has potential. Seriously, how hard can it be? We'll even get you started. Of course, a slight resemblance doesn't hurt. Easy money, Whoopi:
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