Friday, October 9, 2009

Who dat Who Dat?: Beer Glasses Edition

Posted By on Fri, Oct 9, 2009 at 3:26 PM

click to enlarge Beer Glasses Guy

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Photograph by Jonathan Bachman

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This is a man that knows you don't always have to have the best costume to have the best time. Simplicity is key -- sometimes all you need is some beer and a pair of sweet sunglasses. Beer Glasses, you have captured our hearts with your Fleur de Lis jacket and plain white t-shirt. Everything about you screams you're serious about your Saints -- and drinking.

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We'd love to have been there the day Beer Glasses realized that God gave him two hands, and that he had been wasting so much time by buying just one beer and drinking that. With two beers, you have twice the fun, twice the refreshment and, uh, twice the beer!

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But it was not the two beers that caught my eye as you sat across the stadium. No, it was a gleam of light off of your superb shades that drew my attention. Squinting, I thought I made out some sort of masked man. After pulling out my binoculars I saw you, beers in hand, dancing to the last Saints touchdown and looking at the world through those enormous glasses. You instantly became my hero.

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I hope Beer Glasses never changes his style. It would be a terrible, terrible shame.

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