Sunday, November 15, 2009
Mayor’s Race? Fuhgettaboutit!
Posted by Clancy DuBos on Sun, Nov 15, 2009 at 7:38 AM
If we charged a committee of experts with the task of picking the absolute worst time of year to hold a citywide election in New Orleans, they could not possibly pick a more ill suited time for choosing a new mayor and City Council than the schedule we already follow.
- Not just for Election Day itself, but also for the run-up to the big day and for the runoff.
- Here we sit in mid-November, slightly more than three weeks shy of qualifying for the citywide elections. This should be a very busy time in New Orleans politics — but we have our priorities.
- First, there’s Thanksgiving, which is next week. For many, it’s an abbreviated workweek, and for some it’s a week to worry what the kids are doing while we work.
- Then we get two weeks of actual campaigning before qualifying (which is Dec. 9-11). But, right after qualifying closes at 5 p.m. on Dec. 11, the Jewish holiday of Hanukkah begins. For Christians, fuhgettaboutit. The stores already have Christmas decorations up, and the Yuletide spirit (read: shopping madness) will be in full swing starting the day after Thanksgiving.
- And, just two weeks after qualifying closes, we have Christmas Day itself, which means we effectively have (at most) 10 days of campaigning before the 12 days of Christmas. As for campaigning between Christmas and New Year’s, well, fuhgettaboutit. Those who are out of town won’t be paying attention, and many who are in town will be celebrating Kwanzaa on Dec. 28.
- Then there’s New Year’s Day and the college bowl games, which means campaigning for citywide and council district offices might begin in earnest on or about Jan. 4. That leaves us less than five weeks of not-quite-uninterrupted campaigning before the Feb. 6 primary.
- Like Twelfth Night on Jan. 6 — the official kickoff of the Mardi Gras season, a season which ranks right up there with Christmas and Jazz Fest on our list of favorite distractions. And speaking of Mardi Gras, did I mention that there will be six Carnival parades (four of them in New Orleans) on Feb. 6 … the day of our citywide primary?
- And, just to top it all off, the Saints appear to be headed for the NFL playoffs, possibly even (dare I say it?) the Super Bowl … which is … Feb. 7 … the day after the citywide primary. Even if the Saints don’t reach the Super Bowl (slap me!), their playoff games loom as a bigger distraction than Christmas and Mardi Gras combined.
- Moreover, if the Saints DO reach the Super Bowl (which is in Miami), how many Who Dats will remember to vote before leaving for South Beach? Talk about skewing voter turnout! (Somewhere, there’s a differential equation relating Drew Brees’ completion percentage to voter turnout, but I’ll be damned if I can figure it out.)
- All of these distractions factor into the Feb. 6 primary. Before we get to the March 6 runoff, we still have to get past Mardi Gras on Feb. 16 — which gives us a little over two weeks to differentiate between the finalists for mayor and any other elections that remain unresolved.
- Truly, if we wanted to pick a more confounding time to hold our elections, we couldn’t do better (or worse) than we’re doing right now.
- The solution, of course, is for the next mayor and council to shorten their terms by a few months (say, to mid-March — just to make sure we get past Mardi Gras) and move the elections up to October and November. Then again, that would require injecting logic into the differential equation of New Orleans politics.
- Fuhgettaboutit.
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I agree there is never a 'good' time to hold elections in Nola because people *always* have an excuse to not pay attention. If one cares, one will MAKE the time, but people here have no interest in weeding through potential candidates because they all turn out to be corrupt or unreasonably self-serving. We DO have corruption fatigue (and don't underestimate the damage all these convictions of our elected officials is doing to voter psyche). None of our choices are ever inspiring. It's like deciding which warlord you want in charge. Wasn't it Ronald Reagan who said something like, 'anyone worthy or doing this job doesn't want it'. I think that of the New Orleans mayor's gig all the time. Personally, I think we should hold the election during the peak of hurricane season (preferably during an evacuation). Folks around here tend to be hyper-focused on city officials' behavior when they're sweaty, irritable, and there's no festivals to miss ;-)
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People certainly made the time in 2006, despite all the recovery from 8-29-05, the shock, the horror, festivals, hollerdays, parades, and another potentially deadly hurricane season. The theme for 2010, though: The Thrill Is Gone. All this "Oh my God, look at all the stuff on the calendar!" crud absolutely masks the utterly crushing lack of faith we have in anyone entering the mayor's office having a smidgen of integrity. It hasn't happened for years, and unless we root it out completely and fumigate City Hall or some such thing, it just won't inspire much hope or interest.
You've described reasons why New Orleans has been and perhaps always will be dysfunctional. It's great to enjoy life, but if people believe they can party all the time, without giving much thought to the practical matters needed to help create a better city, they should not be surprised to always find themselves with leaders who will take advantage of them. Does all the distraction of entertainment really make up for the city's abjection?
