Semi-Homemades Sandra Lee WDSUs Margaret Orr, its supposed to be in the low 40s tomorrow. But nola.com says mid 50s and Im going with that - and some Jack Daniels. I suggest you quit your bellyaching about this cold weather and come out and get you some New Orleans style exercise: a four-hour long cocktail-fortified cross-town dance trek courtesy of the Lady Jetsetters Social Aid and Pleasure Club.
Now about the route... There isnt one. That is to say, the club hasnt published one to my knowledge but I have it on good authority that it begins at Dryades and Delachaise at 12pm. Ill put ten more on that intel and give you last years route - obviously its not precise but they stops are generally the same albeit in a different order. For the uninitiated, this is old school second line adventure, before you had route sheets published all nice and fresh online. Follow this general outline and the freshly laid tracks of street trash and youll be fine.
Lady Jetsetters Social Aid and Pleasure Club
2010 Second Line Parade starting point: Dryades and Delachaise
2009 Route (below)
Start: B.W. Cooper Housing Development, Erato and S. Galvez. Out S. Galvez to Martin Luther King Blvd. Right on MLK. Out MLK to Dorgenois.
Stop: Rose Tavern. Memorial Tribute/King?s Toast. About face. Out S. Dorgenois to MLK. Left on MLK. Out MLK to S. Robertson.
Stop: Club S&S (15 min.). Out MLK to Simon Bolivar. Right on Simon Bolivar. Out Simon Bolivar to 1st Street. Left on 1st St. Out 1st St. to Baronne St. Right on Baronne St. to 2nd St. Out 2nd St. to Danneel St.
Stop: Sportsmans Lounge (15 min.) Out 2nd St. to Danneel St. Left on Danneel St. Out Danneel St. to 3rd St.
Stop: Bean Bros. (15 min.) Out Danneel St. to Delachaise St. Left on Delachaise St. Out Delachaise St. to Dryades. Left on Dryades.
Stop: Gladstone Lounge (15 min.). Out Dryades to Louisiana Ave. Cross Louisiana Ave. Left turn on Louisiana Ave. Out Louisiana Ave. to Magnolia St. Left on Magnolia. Out Magnolia St. to Gen. Taylor. Right on Gen. Taylor St. Out Gen. Taylor to S. Claiborne. Out S. Claiborne.
Stop: Jazz Daiquiris (15 min.) Out S. Claiborne to Washington Ave. Left on
Washington Ave. Out Washington Ave. to S. Rocheblave St.
Disband: Foxx Bar
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