Thursday, April 8, 2010

David Vitter's doing it all for the children

Posted by Kevin Allman on Thu, Apr 8, 2010 at 6:26 PM

Fans of Sen. David Vitter's Facebook page (a group of which I am a devoted member) might be wondering about a strange echolalia that's been popping up in the senator's status reports for the last 24 hours: The senator has four children and he can't seem to stop mentioning the fact.

First there was this update:

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OK. I guess if you're setting out to make the Internet safer for our children, it's relevant that you may have children yourself. But what to make of this update just a couple hours later?

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Even those of us without 4 children can probably find common ground in this: Road safety is important. And then, just this morning:

click to enlarge Vitter 3

I think we get the point: David Vitter has four children. What does

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You can call him Big Daddy when you back that thing up.

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Posted by [ this is jerry ] on April 8, 2010 at 1:38 PM

I am glad to see that David Vitter has mastered the high art of heterosexual procreation. Will wonders never cease?

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Posted by RfrancisR on April 8, 2010 at 2:23 PM

4? Only 4? Are you sure David? I mean really sure? You have admitted to the "serious sin" of spreading the seed far and wide.

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Posted by ClarkT on April 8, 2010 at 6:18 PM

One would think that, as the father of 4, David Vitter would understand that the one big responsibility a parent has to his children it to not betray his promises to their mother and fornicate with prostitutes.

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Posted by Steve on April 8, 2010 at 11:24 PM

He is trying to distract from the fact that he likes fucking hookers who are just a few years older than said children.

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Posted by Joe America on April 9, 2010 at 1:36 PM

And one still in diapers!

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Posted by JRP on April 10, 2010 at 11:00 AM
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