Friday, May 28, 2010

This guy wants to take over Louisiana, kindly offers Bobby Jindal a job under the new regime

Posted By on Fri, May 28, 2010 at 11:20 PM

My inbox is constantly filled with the desperate pleas of Nigerian princes and Chinese widows that miss my spam folder, where so many fake bank statements and male enhancement offers go to die. I routinely delete these messages, and the message I received from a Robert Philippe Webb de Orleans with the subject line "URGENT" nearly received the same fate. But a quick glance at this message told me this guy is not some spambot, firing phishy missives from somewhere in Africa: he appears to be a real life crazy person, and he wants to be the king of Louisiana.

Addressed to Mitch Landrieu, Bobby Jindal, James D. “Buddy” Caldwell, Mary Landrieu and David Vittler, the 2,172-word email begins with Webb claiming to be the descendant of royalty, a relative of Robert E. Lee and a member of the Lykes shipping family.

click to enlarge Meet Robert Philippe Webb — your next king.
  • Meet Robert Philippe Webb — your next king.

He advocates seceding from the union, doesn't like President Obama very much, talks about some conspiracy theories, is sore about the Louisiana Purchase, and would totally let Jindal and crew have jobs under his leadership. Here some of the highlights:

• "President Barrack Obama worries me deeply. He is part of a massive Nazi and Mafia based Eugenics Conspiracy underway in The Federal Government’s intelligence circles."

• "I am writing to formally express my willingness in this turbulent time to lead The People of New Orleans, Louisiana and The Louisiana Purchase Territory as lawfully installed King of Louisiana. There is no clear leadership in these lands which rightfully belong to me and my Family."

• "I would be willing to offer each of you a Title and position in a new government which I propose to lawfully put in place with International United Nations Laws and the support of all The Citizens in my Homeland."

• "There are many of these violations but in particular I cite The United States Federal Government’s creating The HIV and AIDS Virus in 1970 at Ft. Detrick, Maryland’s Biological Weapons Laboratory."

• "It is our legal right to bear arms against a Tyrannical and unwanted oppressive Government. I do however advocate my peaceful installation."

I checked out his website, and apparently he's an architect? I guess with this oil disaster going on, we all want to do something. While some of us just want to donate hair that may or may not be used for oil booms, or scrub oil-slicked ducks with Dawn soap, or never go to a BP gas station ever, ever again, this guy wants to be king. Just his way of coping. And it's in his blood.
The entirety of his weirdo email is after the jump.

Dear Ladies and Gentlemen,

I am writing to introduce myself to you. My name is Robert Philippe Webb and I am a member of The Royal House of The Orleans Family of France and descend from The Louis Kings of France for whom New Orleans and The State of Louisiana are named. My Great Great Great Great Grandfather was Prince Philippe of France, Duke of Orleans and King of France from 1894 to 1926. I am also related to Robert E. lee and am a member of The Lykes Shipping Family of New Orleans.

I am also including with this Letter a photograph attachment. I can furnish additional information upon request.

While I rarely have indulged in political matters up until now, I feel compelled by The Lord to write to you regarding the current ill state of affairs in Louisiana over The Federal Government’s negligence and malice there in my Family Territory over The British Petroleum Oil Spill Disaster and Hurricane Katrina Disaster as well as its overall malaise and disrespect for the people there.

I live near Washington, DC now and I have been tormented and traumatized by the coverage of both these events in The Media. I am deeply sickened and troubled by the mismanagement of the affairs of Louisiana by The United States Federal Government. I can see that as lawful citizens you are rendered helpless by these laws and The Federal Government’s passive/aggressive attitude to our collective welfare. This is the psychopathology of those in Washington, DC.

I am writing to offer some help from above.

Louisiana is without adequate leadership as is all of North America. For decades now we as a people here have been gradually beaten down and oppressed, our rights violated and sensibilities offended by what is in fact truthfully a Tyranny in place here in North America. This is not hyperbole. It is factual.

While I am of The Royal Line of The Orleans Family, I want to tell you that I do fully support the democratic process and believe that people need to take responsibility for themselves. That is why I have decided to write to you, step forward and take responsibility in the face of this tragedy and utilize the little remaining democratic process still in effect here in North America to effect change.

I have been deeply saddened for years now over the COERCIVE Sale of The Louisiana Purchase Territory to The United States in 1803. Napoleon Bonaparte who had no legal right to invade France from Italy and take Title to France and desecrate the lawful Kings of France did sell this property without proper legal authority to do so. One can not lawfully steal something and then resell it ! The United States was fully aware of this Conspiracy and as it was as corrupt then as it is now participated in The Greatest Conspiracy of the 19th Century. It was a Conspirator in the Fall of France to The MOB. It was then and is now a Co-Conspirator in the demise of Louisiana. All that it does while appearing altruistic in its intent with its propaganda campaign is in fact evil.

I ask you to consider this. Would you prefer lawful governance and leadership by a King with The Divine God given authority to rule equitably with justice for the people, or the present unlawful and unconstitutional Occupation of your States by the unwanted United States Federal Government ? I am not speaking of a Totalitarian Dictator King, I am speaking about Godly leadership by the anointed from above in service to him.

President Barrack Obama worries me deeply. He is part of a massive Nazi and Mafia based Eugenics Conspiracy underway in The Federal Government’s intelligence circles. Not only has the United States Federal Government with its expansionist mentality now sought to take over the world by staging wars all over it, it then effectively proves it has no ability to govern nor the legal right to do so. The United States Federal Government and Congress is a fraud with no legal authority any longer. It has violated too many laws too many times to be any longer considered a credible government. It is a terrorist Organization. At some point we must face the truth and see the Federal Government as the master mind criminal organization that it really is.

I am writing to formally express my willingness in this turbulent time to lead The People of New Orleans, Louisiana and The Louisiana Purchase Territory as lawfully installed King of Louisiana. There is no clear leadership in these lands which rightfully belong to me and my Family.

Have both you and the people not had enough of the unconstitutional and unlawful Tyranny by now ? I am here to help.

The beauty of selecting me as your Leader and helping me with my ascension to The Throne of the New Kingdom of Louisiana is that I feel certain that the Citizens there will joyfully welcome my Family back with open arms. I am offering leadership in service to the Citizens there and The Lord. This is not for my own glory but rather the glory of God the Almighty’s who too would rejoice at seeing a just and functional government in place. The 828,800 square miles is more than I need for myself and I can’t do it without you. I would be willing to offer each of you a Title and position in a new government which I propose to lawfully put in place with International United Nations Laws and the support of all The Citizens in my Homeland.

Together lets end this nightmare today ! I have expressed my willingness to do so and ask for your endorsement and full support.

Louisiana and all the States in The Louisiana Purchase Territory have the legal right to secede from the present unconstitutional criminal government to which they are now fettered. The very word “Federal” comes from the word fetter which means to shackle with cuffs. Is this freedom, to be shackled with cuffs to The Federal Government alleged Democracy ? Certainly not. It is enslavement which is a violation of International United Nations Laws set in place to deliver the human race from unlawful human rights violations and taxation without representation or apportionment.

There are many of these violations but in particular I cite The United States Federal Government’s creating The HIV and AIDS Virus in 1970 at Ft. Detrick, Maryland’s Biological Weapons Laboratory. To prove that The Federal Government is involved in criminal behavior and enacting illegal laws in Congress, this was funded by Congress in 1970. It violates Constitutional Law, International Law and the Geneva Conventions.

You have personally seen the travesty in your own State.

Congress is now in the routine habit of acting lawlessly and it is time we the People exercise our human rights against this enslavement Conspiracy designed by The Federal Government and its Ring Leders.

I would like to see us running free again without enslavement to mortgages and oppressive law enforcement with hidden camera at every turn. Take off your shoes and feel your feet in the mud and know the land you are walking upon is your own again !

I provide here two quotations:

President James Buchanan said: "The fact is that our Union rests upon public opinion, and can never be cemented by the blood of its citizens shed in civil war. If it can not live in the affections of the people, it must one day perish. Congress possesses many means of preserving it by conciliation, but the sword was not placed in their hand to preserve it by force."

President Thomas Jefferson said: “"If any state in the Union will declare that it prefers separation...to a continuance in union... I have no hesitation in saying, 'let us separate.”

Secession can be legally justified when the larger Governing Organization, in this case. The Federal Government, is a lethal threat. In this case, The Federal Government is a lethal threat with its passive aggressive behavior exhibited in both the Hurricane Katrina Crisis and also the present British Petroleum, Gulf of Mexico Crisis. It has also already murdered millions with HIV/AIDS and its being a “death threat” is clear and easily substantiated in International Court.

The Federal Government deliberately obstructs justice with its red tape in this grave situation. It also fails to act yet stands ready to arrest at gunpoint those good natured Citizens who are compelled to save their habitat and lives. This is endangering the ecosystem, food source, environment and economy. Furthermore and most importantly it is offensive to our sensibilities as good and Godly people.

Secession is also a tool to rectify past injustices for example the theft of New Orleans, Louisiana and The Louisiana Purchase Territory from The Orleans Family of The Kingdom of France. No People should be oppressed by its Governance no matter Democracy nor Kingship. Governance must be by the consent of the People or else it is a Tyranny. The Federal Government is too large inefficient and malicious to govern Louisiana. This has been proven by its ineffective track record exhibiting only failures alienating the People.

Secession would enable Louisiana to be free of the unlawful tax schemes, regulatory policies and economic programs unwanted by The People in my beloved Homeland.

Louisiana has the “prima facie” right to secede from this Tyranny. Article XIII of The Louisiana Constitution gives it the express right to amend it at any time with a 2/3rds vote.

While I can not advocate anything unlawful because of my position of stature I will point out that Laws are created by Man and certainly can not supercede those Laws created by GOD The Almighty. As such we have the absolute legal right to effectively change legislation to allow to be put in place a Government that is truly, as Abraham Lincoln said “…by the People, of The People and for The People.” In his Gettysburg Address. The existing Federal Government is an unlawful Tyranny and illegal occupation by force of North America against The Will of its Citizens. I chuckle as I see corrupt President Barrack Obama quote Lincoln when Barrack Obama himself is current head of this criminal organization clearly not “…by…of…or for…”

I cite one important Legal Case in The United States Supreme Court. In Texas v. White, 74 U.S. 700 (1869), that while the union was "perpetual" and that secession ordinances were "absolutely null," membership nevertheless could be revoked "through revolution, or through consent of the States." It is our legal right to bear arms against a Tyrannical and unwanted oppressive Government. I do however advocate my peaceful installation.

The Louisiana Constitution reads: "We, the people of Louisiana, grateful to Almighty God for the civil, political, economic, and religious liberties we enjoy, and desiring to protect individual rights to life, liberty, and property; afford opportunity for the fullest development of the individual; assure equality of rights; promote the health, safety, education, and welfare of the people; maintain a representative and orderly government; ensure domestic tranquility; provide for the common defense; and secure the blessings of freedom and justice to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this constitution."

Article IX of The Louisiana Constitution regarding natural Resources includes laws regarding mineral rights, regulation of natural gas and pipelines, the Wildlife and Fisheries and Forestry commissions, and other matters. Clearly then the Gulf of Mexico debacle is within the powers and authority of The People and The United States Federal Government has no lawful authority to obstruct Justice in Louisiana violating our Laws and the Lord’s Creation.

The United States Constitution reads : "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights; that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness."

The People of Louisiana, New Orleans and The Louisiana Territory are NOT happy. This is our Right to “happiness” under Law. It is The Federal Government which is disobeying The Laws of The Lord and North America and then using its guns and threat of force against its own people to intimidate and oppress.

The First Amendment of The US Constitution allows us the right to protest our oppression by The Federal Government. The Second Amendment allows us to protect our property with arms if need be. The Third amendment prevents this Tyranny from quartering troops on our property and lastly the 4th Amendment protects us from becoming a Police State of The United States Federal Government.

For decades now this unlawful Tyranny has been unlawfully acting outside of its legal powers as expressed in the Law of North America, The United States Constitution.

I am writing you because you may have the power to help effect lasting historic change. I ask for your endorsement and to schedule a public speaking and Media event to propose a lawfully set in place new Government for Louisiana with full disclosure and again mention Texas v. White.

Sincerely and with the deepest reverence for The Lord’s Creation,

Robert Philippe

Claimant to The Kingdom of Louisiana

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