In honor of the Andrew Breibart School of Journalism, Im introducing a new regular segment to BONO Sports wherein I take real but otherwise benign snippets from weekly press conferences, mix them up and present something totally inappropriate.
This week, we have a transcript of Sean Payton's thoughts as around the time he was photographed in an Illinois bar after his jersey was retired at his alma mater.
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Hustle, effort and intensity...good body language. But thats just between you and...I was a sophomore or junior in college the year they won the Super Bowl and he was fantastic. You, youre always mindful...its contagious. It has, has has has been a distraction. If...what...I feel for you.
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Really. The only thing the memories do is that it makes you feel older. That there are all sorts of things pulling all the time. I'm a big stick...stickle...stickle-stickleler...stickler! For that critical positions.
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You dont ever want to hold hands! You look confused. Dont look frustrated. I'm concerned! There are a lot of snaps in a game! Full-go grass! Good shape!
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Better body language! We got a family here. The locker room makes you feel older. Who watched? You found your niche. Body language! But that's just between you and me.