Wednesday, May 18, 2011
What I learned from the "Wal-Mart" bounce video
Posted by Alex Woodward on Wed, May 18, 2011 at 3:12 PM
The Internet once more turns its ear to New Orleans bounce.
In his "Wal-Mart" video, Mr. Ghetto offers relationship advice:
"Forget going to the club to meet someone new. When I wanna meet someone new, I go get me a basket and go walk around Wal-Mart. All the women be at Wal-Mart, y'heard me?"
Parents often list church and libraries in the "where to meet a nice girl" talk. Grocery stores are a wholesome addition. Let's meet Mr. Ghetto's new friends.
Mr. Ghetto invites us "Wally World," where we meet two women, members of the Shake Team, in the shortest of shorts shaking ass on shopping carts, the flip-flop rack, in the rugs and linens aisle, while eating a snack — and he is quick to list the pros of pursuing a woman in Wal-Mart (specifically, at the Tchoupitoulas Street location): the thrill of the store's lingerie section, feminine hygiene products ("She keep her body clean"), and Louisiana Purchase food stamp cards.
Mr. Ghetto's results? "She gave me her number in the checkout line."
Video after the jump.
Lauren LaBorde points out this is the latest video in the big box retailer bounce saga. Broadcasting live from the Home Depot on South Claiborne Avenue, here's Monsta Wit Da Fade's 2009 hit "Hammertime":
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This is so SAD! How is that this women cannot see how they being so disgraced. These men have your minds and thus they control your bodies. Wake up Sisters!
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OMG! where is the store manager he need to loose his/her job better than that where is the police what the hell is going on. What ever happen to self respect sisters please! this is not cute at all. I only went into to this store one are twice after seeing this I never will go into it again where are the employeewhy some one thatn call the police and have them taken out of the store.
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OMG! Where is the store manager.* He needS to lOse (DO?) his/her job better than that. Where are the police? What the hell is going on? Whatever happenED to self respect, sisters? Please! This is not cute at all. I only went into * this store onCe OR twice. After seeing this, I never will go into it again. Where are the employees? Why DIDN'T someone call the police and have them taken out of the store?
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If you get an education, sisters, you will not have to depend on a man or shaking your bottom to get by in this world!
