Important literary news: Garden District Book Shop announced today former basketball star, Louisiana State University alum, fast food spokesman, "rapper," "actor," giant person, etc. etc. Shaquille O'Neal will be appearing at the store for a book signing. (Yes, apparently he is also an author, and not just of amazing tweets.) He'll be signing his book Shaq Uncut: My Story at the store Dec. 3. Do you think he'll be able to fit inside?
In honor of this announcement, here's a clip from his Oscar nominated Rotten Tomatoes 4 percent score-receiving film Kazaam:
Alex Woodward contributed to this report.