Monday, October 31, 2011

Kim Kardashian files for divorce after 10-second-long marriage

Posted By on Mon, Oct 31, 2011 at 1:09 PM

If you have access to the Internet, chances are you know by now that human wax figure Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce from her husband of 72 days, basketball player Kris Humphries. Twitter is abuzz with people SMDH-ing over the news that just two months after the couple's televised nuptials, which cost more than $10 million, the pair is calling it quits. Meanwhile, couples across the country are legally unable to get married due to pervasive fears regarding the sanctity of marriage!

I am not a follower of the various Kardashia, because I believe their entire existence is an elaborate publicity stunt (and also, during that time slot I'm usually watching women in jewel-toned cocktail attire throw wine at each other on The Real Housewives). I'm sure this marriage was just another way to perpetuate the ubiquitous Kardashian empire via million-dollar deals with supermarket check-out line magazines.

But the good news is now that Kim's single, maybe Reggie Bush can get a second chance????


Oh, who cares.


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