Tuesday, February 14, 2012
Maxim names LSU "sexiest college"
Posted by Alex Woodward on Tue, Feb 14, 2012 at 2:20 PM
In its March 2012 issue, rohypnol-flavored men's magazine Maxim offered its list of the sexiest things in America.
Axe-scented scientists determined the sexiest band, the sexiest place of worship, the sexiest ice cream truck — and its choice for sexiest college went to Louisiana State University, a name that really fires up the loins of anyone who dare speak its name. According to Maxim:
Take a road trip down to Baton Rouge, where football is king, gumbo abounds, and the student bodies are magna cum hotties.
Ah, yes, the noted aphrodisiacs football and gumbo. Put it on your "must have" list in the bedroom this Valentine's Day.
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"rohypnol-flavored men's magazine" and "axe scented scientists" are the two best phrases i've heard used in journalism in a long time. keep up the good work!
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