Sunday, February 26, 2012

On second thought, fascist dictator will not be banned from Oscars

Posted By on Sun, Feb 26, 2012 at 11:40 AM

Apparently bowing to pressure from fake tyrants across the globe, the Academy has lifted its Oscar ban on Supreme Leader Shabazz Aladeen of the Republic of Wadiya. Aladeen will be allowed to walk the red carpet at tonight's ceremony along with other Hollywood luminaries.

Aladeen gloated via Twitter this weekend:

"VICTORY IS OURS! Today the Mighty Nation of Wadiya triumphed over the Zionist snakes of Hollywood. Evil and all those who made Satan their protector were vanquished and driven into the Pacific Sea. What I am trying to say here is that the Academy have surrendered and sent over two tickets and a parking pass! TODAY OSCAR, TOMORROW OBAMA!"

Aladeen also posted this photo, complete with Oscars tickets and solid-gold gun, as proof of his outright defeat of the Academy:

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