So, this whole thing happened. Ugh. You may have spent the last week sobbing into your new FREE PAYTON T-shirt (unless the one you ordered is still just a PhotoShop rendering at this point), eating your feelings via pork-centered dishes, or weeping silently in a dark movie theater while watching The Hunger Games, but take solace in knowing the Saints are used to dealing with adversity. Or at least laugh at revealing of the Jeremy Shockey/Sean Payton bro-sext. Hug!!!!!!
(Also, sorry for the delay! Storify was having some issues on their site today.)