The inevitable Times-Picayune bloodbath happened. Among the many casualties was award-winning food critic Brett Anderson — who was later rehired? — which really pissed off the Internet. Other firings sparked similar outrage among Twitter users. Congratulations Advance: you've now moved to the top of New Orleans' shit list, the most terrifying place to be in the world. As T-P contributor Todd A. Price said in a tweet, "Does the Newhouse family realize that New Orleanians know how to hold a grudge?"
(For anyone interested in helping the severed T-P employees, check out the DashThirtyDash fund.)