As New Orleans prepares to host the event know as the "Super Bowl," there are many questions on locals' minds. Which major roads will be closed? Will there be anywhere to park my car? What events sponsored by dog food companies and cable providers can I attend? But the most important question weighing heavily on our minds is: when is the Super Bowl?
Fortunately, NOLA.com has answered this tough question in its dogged pursuit of robust content-gathering.
It'll be held in Year 3979. @captryansmith: When is Super Bowl 2013? Does anybody know? WHEN IS SUPER BOWL 2013!? — Richard Rainey (@richardraineyTP) January 22, 2013
Here's some questions I have that the article Internet-enabled synergized information module fails to address: are the Saints competing in this? Is this the show with the funny commercials? What time does Downton Abbey come on? What does Beyonce smell like?