Sept. 23, 2013. We've lost count of the days of the Great Blog Wars. Our bodies weary from life in the trenches. Food and water in short supply. Hands and feet caked in mud. Our eyes blinded from constant rolling. Twitter is dead, and we killed It.
The Blog Men, @Editilla and @CBForgot, have left a scorched Internet. What remains of it following their endless pissing contest: Dr. John's dick jokes, amoebas, pedicabs, Costco caskets, a defiant Scott Fujita and a victorious Saints.