Remember: Your daddy didn't have any kids, Mama did. You were born in the state of infancy. You got your shoes on your feet. #NOLA#hustlin — Jason Isbell (@JasonIsbell) April 25, 2014
If you're reading this, you survived the Krewe of Chad Bachelor Party Massacre of 2014, in which many recycling bins were tumbled and fists were bumped. Elsewhere, this year's Jazz Fest kicked into gear as @BeingNOLA went with weeklong Phish programming, Jason Isbell got hustled and had a couple get engaged, Solange hung out with empanadas and Glen David Andrews, and we learn one woman's Jazz Fest "cleansing" ritual.