
As I watched Stacy Head eke out her 281-vote victory in the special election for an at-large seat on the New Orleans City Council on April 21, I wondered if she planned to write Mayor Mitch Landrieu a thank-you note. She should. Landrieu’s endorsement of Cynthia Willard-Lewis nine days before the election clearly energized Head’s electoral base as much as it did Willard-Lewis’.
The late Jim Carvin, dean of Louisiana political consultants, always reminded me that every election is a unique event. Had the at-large race been held a week earlier, or a week later, the results may not have been the same.
That’s not intended to take anything away from Head’s win. She deserved it — just as Willard-Lewis would have deserved it had she won. Both candidates worked as hard as any I’ve seen in nearly 40 years of covering politics.
But I don’t take away the same things from this election as others. I don’t, for example, consider this election a “game changer.” That term has become over-used, almost to the point of rendering it meaningless.
Katrina was a game-changer. Ray Nagin’s 2006 re-election was a mayoral game-changer, as was his subsequent failure to unite and lead — along with his utter incompetence and alleged corruption. Without Nagin’s failures, Landrieu might not have won in 2010, or at least not with the overwhelming (and potentially game-changing) support of white and black voters in an open primary.
As for Head’s election, I think it fits an emerging pattern on the Council — another game changer — that first took hold in 2006. To understand this pattern, we first must stop looking at the Head-Willard-Lewis contest in racial terms. (This is another example of me not agreeing with others’ analysis of the election.)
Following a weekend at the Monster Jam and a live-tweet sesh (both the Grave Digger's paint job and the Robosaurus were "awesome"), Sen. David Vitter appeared on this morning's edition of CNN's Early Start. Host Ashleigh Banfield diverted from discussing the Republican primaries and brought up Vitter's issues with prostitution in 2007.
Banfield had a long wind-up pitch: "I know coming on TV with me today, you had to know that this question was coming, so, and it's awkward for me to even ask it, but I gotta, and I think you know where I'm going with this..." To which a mildly confused Vitter replied, "I don't, but go ahead."
Banfield asked Vitter to compare his prostitution scandal to Republican presidential nominee Newt Gingrich's infidelities, and "what it is like to be a politician who has some serious baggage trying to be elected."
"The good news is, in America, it's not up to CNN," Vitter said. "It's up to voters." Vitter said what voters will focus their attention on is a tanking economy.
Banfield asked again if Vitter can compare his past "serious sin" to Gingrich's in their respective election cycles. "No I can't," he said, and awkward pauses follow.
Our ol' buddy Alan Richman, World's Greatest Food Critic and human nosebleed, held a a pizza party — nay, feast — with his GQ pals-of-his for fake presidential candidate Herman Cain.
Cain, former CEO of renowned mafia-inspired pizza franchise Godfather's Pizza ("A PIZZA YOU CAN'T REFUSE"), discusses his pizza fantasies and repeatedly refers to his noble quest for "the best" or "premium quality" ingredients — a la Godfather's pizza, which Cain clearly believes is the frontrunner in the pizza election for best pizza.
Alan Richman: Do you eat pizza as much as people say you eat pizza?Herman Cain: No, because I'm very particular about the pizza that I eat. Godfather's is still a premium-quality product, and I cannot always find that. It's got to be as good as Godfather's or I won't eat it.
Richman, GQ's Chris Heath and senior editor Devin Gordon indulge Pizza Man at Washington D.C.'s Seventh Hill, where Cain is peppered with all pizza-related inquiries. Cain also spends his pizza banquet extolling his views on health care and sharing his anti-Islam sentiment, all the while heartily laughing in a wooded cabin overlooking a lake of fire, for Cain is a Man. The manliest of Men. Pizza Man invites you to grow a pair and put all the toppings in the world on your pizza to prove your strength and power as Man.
Chris Heath: What can you tell about a man by the type of pizza that he likes?Herman Cain: [repeats the question aloud, then pauses for a long moment] The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is.
Chris Heath: Why is that?
Herman Cain: Because the more manly man is not afraid of abundance. [laughs]
Devin Gordon: Is that purely a meat question?
Herman Cain: A manly man don't want it piled high with vegetables! He would call that a sissy pizza.

Why is this worth a whole press conference, you ask? Well, two points.
Point 1: Givens' most recent full campaign finance report shows $11,000 in campaign receipts in September and October, $10,000 of which she had loaned to herself. She reported $9,640 cash on hand at the time. That was nearly a month ago, and she's only reported one $2,500 contribution since, from the Louisiana Association of Educators.
Jones, on the other hand, has ABC backing. ABC — which is characterized by its supporters as pro-reform and by its opponents as pro-privatization and anti-teacher — has been spending a lot of money in these BESE elections. It's also been collecting a lot of money, including from New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg, who gave $100,000 to the PAC on October 18.
Jones reported $96,000 in receipts from September to October — most of which came from Louisiana, but a sort of odd amount of which came from people with New York, Vermont, Massachusetts, and California addresses. She had nearly $75,000 on hand by the end of the reporting period. And she's reported receiving nearly $40,000 since — including $5,000 from Bloomberg, the day after his ABC contribution. Only $2,000 of those recent contributions, by the way, come from someone living within the state of Louisiana.
Point 2: Advertising costs money. The press conference will be on your TV tonight.
Sexual harassment, extramarital affairs, drug use and prostitutes. In the white-hot race for lieutenant governor, these are the issues you haven’t heard much about. But they’re out there in the political ether, being floated to reporters and editors by operatives hoping the allegations will make their way into headlines — and then into attack ads.
As the Oct. 22 primary draws near, the operatives working to support and protect incumbent Lt. Gov. Jay Dardenne of Baton Rouge and Plaquemines Parish President Billy Nungesser will be pressing these sensational attacks harder than ever. In a race that’s heating up — and possibly tightening up — both sides hope the “shock and awe” strategy will shake the undecided voter their way.
This week, that strategy hit new levels of intensity — and new lows as well.
On Oct. 11, Nungesser’s San Diego-based campaign consultant, Kent Gates, filed a “discipline complaint” with the Louisiana State Bar Association accusing Dardenne, who is married and an attorney, of having an “affair” with a former client. Gates says the woman, Mary Jennings, told him about the alleged affair during a phone conversation. (Gambit has left repeated voice messages for Jennings, who has not returned the calls.)
“It’s a despicable act by a desperate campaign,” said Dardenne campaign manager George Kennedy. “It has no basis in fact.”
(Download the complaint: Dardenne_Discipline_Complaint.pdf)
Dirt on Nungesser, meanwhile, is just a click away. In 2008, local radio talk show host Jeff Crouere interviewed Jeanette Maier, the Canal Street Madam, who mentioned Nungesser by name. “His proclivities can’t even be mentioned on radio … women, men and a bunch of coke,” she said.
In interviews throughout the years, Nungesser has denied Maier’s claims and labeled any related fodder as lies — noting that this is a matter of his word against an admitted prostitute who has been convicted of federal crimes. “I’ve never been to that place” has been his standard line regarding the Canal Street brothel. He repeated it during an Oct. 5 interview at Gambit's offices. Asked to state on the record whether he was ever a client of Maier’s — either at the brothel or elsewhere — he denied that as well, and said he “didn’t believe” he’d even met her at any point.
Nungesser’s denials notwithstanding, one has to wonder why he would choose to make alleged sexual transgressions a front-and-center issue. Especially if he has anything else around out there that needs explaining — which, as it happens, he does.
In 1997, Nungesser was sued for damages by a man named Ryck H. Soto, who had previously worked for Nungesser’s General Marine Leasing. According to the suit, which was filed in Orleans Civil District Court, Soto alleged that he was “wrongly terminated” after Nungesser allegedly made “sexual advances.” Nungesser denied all the allegations, which included requests for oral sex and “exposing his genitals.”
Nungesser’s consultant, Gates, said the suit was withdrawn by Soto. “The allegations alleged are completely false and (the plaintiff) will corroborate that,” Gates said.
(Download the court filing: Nungesser_Sexual_Harrassment_Case.pdf)
Soto did, in fact, confirm to Gambit he “had a kind of humbug that was personal with Billy, and I was honestly trying to embarrass him. ” Soto added, “I don’t remember all the particulars, but we’ve made up. I’m campaigning for him now.”
Asked if he had received any money or settlement from Nungesser, Soto sighed heavily: “I wish.”
Given these kind of political grenades that could be lobbed against him, why would Nungesser be the first to fire sex-related shots in this race?
Maybe it reflects the old maxim: the best defense is a good offense. It may also reflect, as Dardenne’s camp asserts, that Nungesser has gotten “desperate” in the face of an independent poll by WWL-TV, conducted Oct. 5-7, showing him trailing the incumbent by 13 percentage points.
If nothing else, the intensity of the attacks in the lieutenant governor’s race reflect the importance of the race itself. Everyone expects Gov. Bobby Jindal to be re-elected, but no one expects him to stay in the job for four more years. That effectively makes the race for lieutenant governor a race for the top job.
In other words, the stakes couldn’t get any higher — and it explains why the allegations couldn’t get any nastier ...
Regardless of your preference in the lieutenant governor's race, you gotta admit: Billy Nungesser is getting more interesting endorsements than Jay Dardenne has racked up so far. A few days ago, Kevin Costner endorsed Nungesser — today it's Blaine Kern Sr., aka "Mr. Mardi Gras."
"He's innovative, he's a dynamite, he never runs out of energy." Check it:
A NOTE TO VOTERS:Due to the number of regional and statewide races and proposed amendments on the Oct. 22 ballot, Gambit is issuing its endorsements throughout the month. Next week we will endorse in the governor's race, as well as in all the Louisiana legislative races. A ballot with all our endorsements will appear in the Oct. 18 issue of Gambit. — Editors
Lt. Governor: Jay Dardenne
In the absence of a hotly contested governor’s race, the contest for lieutenant governor has become the “main event” this political season. It features two Republicans — incumbent Jay Dardenne and Plaquemines Parish President Billy Nungesser. Though both Republicans, the two men have very different styles. Dardenne is low-key but effective; Nungesser is passionate but sometimes ill spoken. In the 10 months that Dardenne has been lieutenant governor, he has “done more with less.” For example, instead of appointing a secretary of the state Department of Culture, Recreation and Tourism, which the lieutenant governor oversees, he took the job himself and saved taxpayers $130,000. He also resuscitated the prestigious Louisiana Book Festival in Baton Rouge when it was in danger of dying from budget cuts, and he is Louisiana’s best hope for drawing visitor dollars during next year’s statehood bicentennial celebration, which has been underfunded. Most of all, should Gov. Bobby Jindal move on during his second term, we believe Dardenne is best suited to step into the Governor’s Mansion with a minimum of drama — but a wealth of experience.
Secretary of State: Jim Tucker
This contest also features an all-GOP field — incumbent Tom Schedler, who got the job on an interim basis when Dardenne won a special election as lieutenant governor last November, and state Rep. Jim Tucker, R-Terrytown, who has served as House Speaker since 2008. We like both men very much, but we give the edge to Tucker. He proposes to expand the office’s usefulness to businesses by linking its Web site to state and local economic development and licensing agencies. He also promises to improve the Elections Department’s Web site, which in recent years regressed in usefulness, speed and navigability. As House Speaker, Tucker proved his mettle time and again by holding the line on spending, by championing controversial but needed reforms, and by NOT using his position to advance a partisan agenda. He appointed Democrats to key committees (including chairmanships) and did not hesitate to show his independence from Republican Gov. Bobby Jindal — to the point of seeing Jindal veto key economic development projects in his district. We think that kind of independence and vision will serve him well as secretary of state.
BESE District 1: Jim Garvey
Jim Garvey currently serves as BESE's vice-president; he has been a member since 2007. He is a strong proponent of charter schools and of their most vocal local booster, the Educate Now! nonprofit. While charters are not a panacea for the longstanding ills of New Orleans' public schools, improved test scores and increased parental satisfaction at many of the city's new charters show how well charters can work in a broken system, given the right level of supervision and parental involvement. Garvey has served two years on BESE's accountability commission and knows the charter programs' strengths and weaknesses in Orleans Parish. He deserves re-election.
BESE District 2: Kira Orange Jones
Kira Orange Jones is challenging the eight-year incumbent in this race, but she has won endorsements from across the political spectrum. Her personal story is inspiring (a remedial student who went on to receive a masters' degree in education from Harvard). She taught in Baton Rouge and later became Teach For America's vice-president of New Site Development, partnering with community leaders to raise funds. While an advocate for charters, Jones is concerned about the rate of special-education students and others with disciplinary problems being expelled from some local charters — a concern we share. We believe she is the person who can help reverse this downside to the charter movement. We strongly endorse Jones for BESE's District 2 seat.
THE JEFFERSON PARISH BALLOT
Charter Amendment — Inspector General — FOR.
Jefferson voters will be asked to amend the parish home rule charter to establish the Office of Inspector General and an Ethics and Compliance Commission. These two entities will institutionalize recent reforms and bring greater accountability and transparency to parish government. The IG will report to the commission, the members of which will be nominated by area university presidents. The commission also will review, interpret, render opinions on and enforce parish ethics policies and standards of conduct for public officials, parish employees and those who interact officially with the parish and public officials. We urge voters in Jefferson to vote FOR the charter amendment.
Millage Realignment — Inspector General — FOR.
To be effective, the OIG and the Ethics and Compliance Commission must be independently funded. This proposition is a companion to the charter amendment; it would realign an existing half-mill property tax from the parish’s Consolidated Road Lighting District and dedicate it to the OIG and the commission. Taxes would NOT increase. This proposition merely reallocates an existing tax and keeps it at the same level. We recommend voting FOR the millage realignment.
Sheriff — Newell Normand.
Normand has been Jefferson Parish’s sheriff for only four years, but he has spent more than 16 years in the office, serving as the late Harry Lee’s chief deputy from 1995 until Lee’s death in October 2007. Since becoming sheriff, Normand has put his own stamp on the office — and crime in Jefferson has decreased significantly. His accomplishments include maintaining a five-minute response time to emergency calls, stepping up code enforcement to reduce blight, integrating technology to enhance crime fighting efforts, working closely with clergy to mentor youth — including an after-school tutoring program and the “band of excellence,” which steers kids into music and off the streets — and reorganizing the department to provide more pro-active patrols. Normand also has put in place some $30 million in capital improvements, including a new crime/DNA lab. He has earned a second term.
Council District 1 — Ricky Templet.
State Rep. Ricky Templet, R-Gretna, served two terms on the Gretna City Council before winning a legislative seat in 2007. Templet has shown that he knows how to work with others to get things done on the local and state levels, and that experience will enable him to serve his constituents well as a council member. He is committed to building upon the recent reforms enacted by parish leaders, particularly in the areas of accountability and transparency, and improving flood protection on the West Bank.
Council District 4 — Ben Zahn.
This district includes most of Kenner and parts of Metairie. Zahn is in his second term as a member of the Kenner City Council, where since 2006 he has pushed for stronger code enforcement — an initiative he promises to take at the parish level as well. He is a staunch supporter of the proposed Office of Inspector General and has endorsements from across the political spectrum, including Sheriff Newell Normand and Parish President John Young.
STATEWIDE BALLOT PROPOSITIONS
Amendment 1: FOR
Amendment 1 is known as the TOPS (Taylor Opportunity Program for Students) amendment, but it's more than that. In addition to redirecting yearly proceeds from the state's tobacco lawsuit settlement into the TOPS college tuition waiver fund, the proposition also would embed in the state constitution a 4-cent cigarette tax set to expire on June 30, 2012. Proceeds from that tax would be dedicated to the state's Health Excellence Fund, which supports children's health care through several programs. TOPS is very popular with voters, but it is expensive. Tuition waivers for qualifying students must be made up out of the state's general fund if the TOPS fund is inadequate. The amendment would help address that problem by dedicating to TOPS most of the annual receipts from the tobacco settlement for more than two decades to come. We recommend voting FOR Amendment 1.
Amendment 2: FOR
Amendment 2 dedicates 5 percent initially, then 10 percent after two years, of all non-recurring state revenues to reducing the liabilities of Louisiana's four state retirement systems. Those liabilities are currently out of control and threaten to render the funds insolvent at some future date. Past efforts to rein in retirement benefits — and the liabilities they create — have proved politically untenable. Amendment 2 is a modest step in the right direction. We recommend voting FOR Amendment 2.
Amendment 3: FOR
The Patients Compensation Fund was established nearly four decades ago to provide a stable source of revenue to pay medical malpractice claims. The money that goes into the fund is statutorily decreed to be "private" and therefore beyond the reach of governors and lawmakers during tough fiscal times. Amendment 3 makes that "private" label part of the constitution and therefore permanent. We recommend voting FOR Amendment 3.
Amendment 4: FOR
Louisiana has a savings account. It is officially called the Budget Stabilization Fund but is commonly known as the "rainy day" fund. The fund has many regulations governing how and when it can be tapped — and how it must be replenished. Amendment 4 provides that when the fund is tapped, excess mineral revenues that generally replenish it need not go back into the fund until the following fiscal year. This makes sense. Moreover, the constitution already contains protections against excessive raiding of the fund. We recommend voting FOR Amendment 4.
Amendment 5: FOR
Amendment 5 applies only to New Orleans. It clarifies, but does not change, current policy as regards the public auction of properties for which the owners are delinquent in paying taxes. We recommend voting FOR Amendment 5.
The Jay Dardenne/Billy Nungesser race for lieutenant governor has been moving from a typical Louisiana low-blow boxing match to one of those ridiculous nighttime soap opera catfights involving evening clothes and a conveniently placed mud pit.
Dardenne and Nungesser have been sliming each other in online commercials for a while, but tonight The Battle of the YouTube moved from Baton Rouge to Hollywood, as Kevin Costner — resplendent in peacoat, beard and orange scarf — has now endorsed Nungesser. (From Copenhagen, no less.)
Behold.