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FILM LISTINGS 01 27 04
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21 GRAMS (R) --
A- The filmmaking team of director Alejandro Gonzales Inarritu and writer Guillermo Arriaga (Amores Perros) made this powerfully acted drama (with Sean Penn, Naomi Watts and Benicio Del Toro) about three people whose lives become intertwined by either accident or fate. Presented as an achronological collage, this film puzzles over such religious issues as predestination, redemption and grace. (Barton) Canal Place


ALONG CAME POLLY (PG-13) --

Risk analyst Ben Stiller takes a chance on romance with a wacky Jennifer Aniston after he discovers new wife Debra Messing cheating on him. Directed by John Hamburg, co-screenwriter of previous Stiller vehicles Meet the Parents and Zoolander. Co-stars Philip Seymour Hoffman, Alec Baldwin, Hank Azaria and others. AMC Palace 12, AMC Palace 16, AMC Palace 20, Chalmette, Grand, Hollywood Cinemas 9


BIG FISH (PG-13) --

B Tim Burton's account of a son's attempt to reconcile with a dying father has effective if underdeveloped performances by Albert Finney, Ewan McGregor, Billy Crudup, Jessica Lange, Alison Lohman, Helena Bonham Carter and Steve Buscemi. Sequences that dramatize the father's habit of telling tall tales play to Burton's imagistic strength. The emotional center remains underdeveloped, though it is bolstered by a powerful rally at film's end. (Barton) AMC Palace 12, AMC Palace 16, AMC Palace 20, Chalmette, Grand, Hollywood Cinemas 9


BUBBA HO-TEP (R) --

An Elvis impersonator (Bruce Campbell) and another elderly man (Ossie Davis) who believes he's John F. Kenney join forces to battle a soul-seeking mummy monster named Ho-Tep in a Texas rest home in this bizarre comedy from director Don Coscarelli. Canal Place


THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT (R) --

Ashton Kutcher keeps trying to fix his life by going back in time and changing events that had adverse effects on him, but it keeps making his life worse in this psychological thriller directed by Eric Bress and J. Macky Gruber and co-starring Eric Stolz and Amy Smart. AMC Palace 12, AMC Palace 16, AMC Palace 20, Chalmette, Grand, Hollywood Cinemas 9


CALENDAR GIRLS (PG-13) --

Based on a true story about middle-aged English women who agree to pose nude while performing various homemaking chores to benefit a cancer hospital, this film stars Helen Mirren and Julie Walters. Directed by Nigel Cole. AMC Palace 12, AMC Palace 20


CHASING LIBERTY (PG-13) --

Presidential daughter Mandy Moore and boyfriend Matthew Goode break free from Secret Service agents Jeremy Piven and Anabella Sciorra for a fun-filled trek across Europe. (Insert Jenna Bush joke here.) Mark Harmon plays the president, apparently earning an upgrade from the Secret Service agent he played on The West Wing. Andy Cadiff (who?) directs. A similar film, First Daughter, is also set for an '04 release. AMC Palace 12, AMC Palace 16, AMC Palace 20


CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN (PG) --

C- Steve Martin grimaces his way through this updated remake of a 1950 adaptation of a memoir of a turn-of-the-century family. Here, the double-Brady-sized clan moves to a snobby Chicago suburb while Dad pursues his dream of coaching in the big leagues. The film finally jumps the shark when Martin calls the plays while his team rushes a kiddy birthday party. (Tisserand) AMC Palace 12, AMC Palace 16, AMC Palace 20


CODEC/X -- THE NEW BRITISH VIDEO SOUND AND ART --
Zeitgeist presents this program of new digital short films by 28 different artists, including animation, narrative, tape and abstraction genres. Curated by Nick Jordan and Dave Griffiths. 8 p.m. Wednesday at Zeitgeist


COLD MOUNTAIN (R) -- B
The Weinstein Brothers double-dog dare you to love Anthony Minghella's (The English Patient) epic take on Charles Frazier's epic novel of a Confederate soldier leaving battle for the woman he loves. But the Oscar-friendly trio of Nicole Kidman, Jude Law and Renée Zellweger are no match for John Seale's cinematography or the old-timey music. Brendan Gleeson is a huge bright spot as the redemptive Stobrod. (Simmons) AMC Palace 16, AMC Palace 20, Prytania


THE COOLER (R) --
A Wayne Kramer's Tarantinoesque romantic comedy is the story of a man (William H. Macy) so unlucky that a Vegas casino hires him to bring bad luck to hot gamblers. The cooler's fate changes when he falls in love with a cocktail waitress (Maria Bello). Unfortunately, a cooler in thaw is not an asset to his combustible boss (Alec Baldwin). Terrific performances, a surprising script and a bracing theme make this one of the year's best. (Barton) (Reviewed in this issue.) Canal Place


GOTHIKA (R) --
Halle Berry gets her first solo star billing as a criminal psychologist who suddenly finds herself the primary suspect in the death of husband Charles S. Dutton. Grand


THE HAUNTED MANSION (PG) --
First, there was Pirates of the Caribbean; now comes another film based on a Disney theme-park ride with Eddie Murphy as a man protecting his family from ghosts. Chalmette


HONEY (PG-13) --
When her career as a music video choreographer is compromised by her lascivious mentor, Jessica Alba decides to open up an inner-city dance studio. Co-stars Mekhi Pfifer and New Orleans' own Li'l Romeo. Grand


HOUSE OF SAND AND FOG (R) -- B
First-time director Vadim Perelman loses his way in adapting Andre Dubus III's novel about a recovering alcoholic (Jennifer Connelly) who loses her house in a tax mix-up and tries to get it back from its new owner, a willful Iranian immigrant (Ben Kingsley). Rarely has real estate been used with such symbolism, but there's just not that much to appreciate once the fog clears, including Connelly's sleep-walking and Kingsley's death stares. Shohreh Aghdashloo, as Kingsley's baffled wife, is the one to watch here. (Simmons) AMC Palace 20


THE LAST SAMURAI (R) -- A

Tom Cruise's newfound dramatic dignity provides the steady center of this stunning epic film directed by Edward Zwick. Cruise's physical transformation from an alcoholic Civil War veteran to a formidable samurai warrior is Oscar-worthy. Co-star Ken Watanabe's wise warlord Katsumoto represents a shattering English-speaking debut. (Carlson) AMC Palace 20


LEWIS AND CLARK: GREAT JOURNEY WEST (NR) --

This IMAX film stars Kelly Boulware and Sonny Surowiec as the famed explorers during their early 19th century trek westward. Entergy I
MAX

LILYA 4-EVER (R) -- B

Fans of Lukas Moodysson's Together, a witty, wry and ultimately poignant look at communes of the '60s and '70s, are in for a jolt with this downward spiral of a story about a Estonian teen (Oksana Akinshina) whose life goes from bad to worse after her mother abandons her for the United States. Akinshina and co-star Artiom Bogucharskij are gut-wrenching in their portrayal of the former Soviet Union's lost children, but Moodysson seems uncertain in his focus, torn between the notion of courage in the physical world and the promise of spiritual redemption in the afterlife. Should Lilya carry on or shouldn't she? You be the judge. (Simmons) (Reviewed in this issue.) 9:15 p.m. Friday through Feb. 5 at Zeitgeist


THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING (PG-13) -- A-

Director Peter Jackson provides a fitting ending to his groundbreaking trilogy. Overly long and swimming in narrative and thematic deja vu, Return of the King is nonetheless redeemed by the strength of the LOTR oeuvre as a whole and by its own many moments of greatness -- the slow spiritual ascension of Aragorn (Viggo Mortensen) to the throne of Gondor, the genderless courage of Eowyn (Miranda Otto), the madness of Denethor the Steward (John Noble). (Carlson) AMC Palace 12, AMC Palace 16, AMC Palace 20, Chalmette, Grand


LOVE DON'T COST A THING (PG-13) --

Can't Buy Me Love gets the African-American treatment with nerdy Nick Cannon (Drumline) offering to repair cheerleader Christina Milian's damaged car if she'll briefly date him to make him look cool. AMC Palace 16, Grand


MONA LISA SMILE (PG-13) --

Director Mike Newell (Donnie Brasco) offers an alternative to the testosterone of Master and Commander and The Last Samurai with Julia Roberts as a Wellesley teacher who in 1953 teaches other women -- including Julia Stiles, Kirsten Dunst and Maggie Gyllenhaal -- the importance of womanhood, with music by women playing in the background. Co-stars Juliet Stevenson, Marcia Garden and some men. AMC Palace 12, AMC Palace 20


MONSTER (R) -- B+
Charlize Theron, the golden goddess of 2 Days in the Valley and The Italian Job, slides under the skin of convicted serial killer Aileen Wuornos in this surprising effort from first-time writer-director Patty Jenkins. Theron gives a powerhouse performance, full of wounded rage and malevolence, that's Oscar-worthy and then some. (Carlson) (Reviewed in this issue.) AMC Palace 20, Canal Place


MY BABY'S DADDY (PG-13) --
An African-American (sort of) version of the popular Three Men and a Baby movie (based on a French film), with Eddie Griffin, Anthony Anderson and Michael Imperioli learning the baby-raising ropes. Yes, it's January. AMC Palace 16, AMC Palace 20, Chalmette, Grand


MYSTERIES OF EGYPT (NR) --
National Geographic meets IMAX in this film about this ancient civilization's pyramids, tombs, mummies and monarchies, starring Mr. Egypt himself, Omar Sharif. Entergy IMAX


MYSTIC RIVER (R) -- B+
Three south Boston friends (Sean Penn, Tim Robbins, Kevin Bacon) find themselves struggling with loss and revenge in this adaptation of the Dennis Lehane bestseller. (Carlson) AMC Palace 16, AMC Palace 20, Grand


OCEAN WONDERLAND (NR) --
IMAX takes its cameras to the Great Barrier Reef in Australia and the coral reef of the Bahamas. Directed by Jean-Jacques Mantello. Entergy IMAX


PAYCHECK (R) --
Director John Woo (Face-Off) adapts a Philip K. Dick short story about an engineer who loses his memory (don't all Dick characters?) and finds himself framed by the company he was working with before his mind went blank. Stars Ben Affleck, Uma Thurman, Aaron Eckhart and Paul Giamatti. AMC Palace 12, AMC Palace 16, AMC Palace 20


PETER PAN (PG) --B+
Director P.J. Hogan (Muriel's Wedding) takes the J.M. Barrie tale to new heights with this psychologically satisfying adaptation and visually lush production starring Jeremy Sumpter, Rachel Hurd-Wood and Jason Isaacs. But with Tigerlily in narrative exile and Ludivine Sagnier's Tinker Bell a boring buffoon, the film misses instant-classic status. (Carlson) AMC Palace 12, AMC Palace 16, AMC Palace 20


SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE (PG-13) -- B-
Nancy Meyers (Baby Boom) reunites with Diane Keaton and tosses in Jack Nicholson for a weak romantic comedy about a cradle-robbing womanizer (Nicholson) falling in love with a middle-age playwright (Keaton). (Simmons) AMC Palace 12, AMC Palace 16, AMC Palace 20, Chalmette, Hollywood Cinemas 9


TEACHER'S PET (PG) --
An intellectually curious dog disguises himself as a human so he can attend school in this movie version of the popular animated Disney TV series, starring the voices of Nathan Lane, Kelsey Grammer, Megan Mullally, Paul Reubens, Wallace Shawn and Jerry Stiller. AMC Palace 12, AMC Palace 16, AMC Palace 20, Chalmette, Grand


TORQUE (R) --
If you've once again been feeling the need for speed, here's the story about a rev-happy (but gang-free) motorcyle racer (Martin Henderson) who is framed for the murder of a serious biker-gang dude (Ice Cube, keepin' it real) by a rival biker dude. Directed by music-video director Josephy Kahn and co-starring Jaime Pressly, Monet Mazur and Matt Schulze. AMC Palace 12, AMC Palace 16, AMC Palace 20, Chalmette, Grand, Hollywood Cinemas 9


THE TRUTH ABOUT THE IRAQ WAR (NR) --
Filmmaker Robert Greenwald's documentary interviewing CIA and Pentagon experts, weapons inspectors and other sources forming a case against the Bush Administration's war against Iraq. 7:30 p.m. Sunday (Jan. 25) and Tuesday at Zeitgeist


WIN A DATE WITH TAD HAMILTON (PG-13) --
Grocery clerk Kate Bosworth wins a date contest with Hollywood hunk Josh Duhamel, inciting the jealousy of crush-riddled old childhood friend Topher Grace in this romantic comedy directed by Robert Luketic. AMC Palace 12, AMC Palace 16, AMC Palace 20, Chalmette, Grand, Hollywood Cinemas 9


ZERO DAY (NR) --
Two students keep a video diary as they plot an assault on their high school in Columbine-like fashion in this film by Ben Coccio, his directing debut. 7:30 p.m. Friday through Feb. 5 at Zeitgeist

AMC Palace 12 734-2020; AMC Palace 16 734-2020; AMC Palace 20 734-2020; Canal Place 581-5400; Chalmette 277-9797; Downtown Joy 522-7575; Entergy IMAX 581-4629; Plaza 245-0102; Prytania 891-2787; Zeitgeist 525-2767

Compiled by David Lee Simmons

Contributors: Rick Barton, Shala Carlson, David Lee Simmons


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