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FILM LISTINGS 02 17 04
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AGAINST THE ROPES (PG-13) --Meg Ryan portrays boxing manager Jackie Kallen, who guided the careers of such noted fighters as Thomas "Hit Man" Hearns. Here in this fictional bio-pic, she manages Omar Epps, who plays a composite character of a handful of Kallen's proteges. Directed by and co-starring Charles S. Dutton and also featuring Tim Daley and Tony Shalhoub.

CONFESSIONS OF A TEENAGE DRAMA QUEEN (PG-13) -- Lindsay Lohan (Freaky Friday) plays a popular Greenwich Village high school student transferred to a Jersey suburb school where she immediately faces a rival (Sara Sugarman), in this film based on the popular young adult novel by Dylan Sheldon.

EUROTRIP (R) -- From the production company that provided us Road Trip and Old School comes this comedy about four young Americans traveling to Europe seeking love, sex and other worthwhile adventures. Directed by Jeff Schaeffer and starring Scott Mechlowicz, Jacob Pitts, Travis Wester and Michelle Trachtenberg with appearances by Lucy Lawless and Joanna Lumley.

WELCOME TO MOOSEPORT (PG-13) -- Hardware-store owner Ray Romano battles retired President Gene Hackman for the office of mayor of a small New England town in this comedy directed by Donald Petri (How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days) and co-starring Maura Tierney, Marcia Gay Harden, Christine Baranski, Fred Savage and Rip Torn.


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50 FIRST DATES (PG-130 --Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore (The Wedding Singer) reunite as a young man and woman who fall in love despite her short-term memory loss in this romantic comedy directed by Peter Segal. Co-stars Rob Schnieder. AMC Palace 12, AMC Palace 16, AMC Palace 20, Chalmette, Grand, Holiday 12, Hollywood Cinemas 9, Movies 8


ALONG CAME POLLY (PG-13) --
Risk analyst Ben Stiller takes a chance on romance with a wacky Jennifer Aniston after he discovers new wife Debra Messing cheating on him. Directed by John Hamburg, co-screenwriter of previous Stiller vehicles Meet the Parents and Zoolander. Co-stars Philip Seymour Hoffman, Alec Baldwin, Hank Azaria and others. AMC Palace 12, AMC Palace 16, AMC Palace 20, Chalmette, Holiday 12, Hollywood Cinemas 9, Movies 8


BAD SANTA (R) -- B
Director Terry Zwigoff (Ghost World) and Billy Bob Thornton hammer away at this one-note song of a movie about the world's most morally corrupt Santa and his larcenous, diminutive partner. (Simmons) Grand, North Shore Square

BARBERSHOP 2: BACK IN BUSINESS (PG-13) --
Tim Story is out and Kevin Rodney Sullivan is in as director, but the cast returns from the last film and is joined by Queen Latifah (in anticipation of her spin-off movie Beauty Shop), in this film about hair-cutters discussing everything from race to relationships.
AMC Palace 12, AMC Palace 16, AMC Palace 20, Chalmette, Grand, Holiday 12, Hollywood Cinemas 9, Movies 8


THE BIG BOUNCE (PG-13) --C+

George Armitage's weak attempt at capturing the flavor of an Elmore Leonard novel at least features a charming Owen Wilson tempted to rip off a developer (Gary Sinise) at the encouragement of the developer's sexy mistress (Sara Foster). Leonard's stories are all about the funk, but Armitage doesn't have the rhythm. (Simmons) Holiday 12


BIG FISH (PG-13) --

B Tim Burton's account of a son's attempt to reconcile with a dying father has effective if underdeveloped performances by Albert Finney, Ewan McGregor, Billy Crudup, Jessica Lange, Alison Lohman, Helena Bonham Carter and Steve Buscemi. (Barton) AMC Palace 12, AMC Palace 16, AMC Palace 20


BUS 174 (NR) -- A
José Padilha's harrowing documentary about the hijacking of a city bus in Rio de Janeiro and the ensuing stand-off deserved (but didn't receive) an Oscar nomination. Padilha uses an investigative journalist's technique and masterful editing to tell two concurrent narratives: the life of hijacker Sandro Do Nascimento and the hijacking that it seemed to inevitably spawn. 7:30 p.m. daily through Thursday at Zeitgeist

THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT (R) --

Ashton Kutcher keeps trying to fix his life by going back in time and changing events that had adverse effects on him, but it keeps making his life worse in this psychological thriller directed by Eric Bress and J. Macky Gruber and co-starring Eric Stolz and Amy Smart. AMC Palace 12, AMC Palace 16, AMC Palace 20, Chalmette, Grand, Holiday 12, Hollywood Cinemas 9, Movies 8


CALENDAR GIRLS (PG-13) --

Based on a true story about middle-aged English women who agree to pose nude while performing various homemaking chores to benefit a cancer hospital, this film stars Helen Mirren and Julie Walters. Directed by Nigel Cole. Hollywood Cinemas 9, Causeway Cinema, North Shore Square


CATCH THAT KID (PG) -
-Lovable kids band together to pull off a heist to help a friend's ill father. Now that's love! Directed by Bart Freundlich and starring Jennifer Beals, Kristen Stewart, Max Thierot and Sam Robards.
AMC Palace 12, AMC Palace 16, AMC Palace 20, Chalmette, Grand, Holiday 12, Hollywood Cinemas 9, North Shore Square


CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN (PG) --

C- Steve Martin grimaces his way through this updated remake of a 1950 adaptation of a memoir of a turn-of-the-century family. Here, the double-Brady-sized clan moves to a snobby Chicago suburb while Dad pursues his dream of coaching in the big leagues. (Tisserand) AMC Palace 12, AMC Palace 16, AMC Palace 20, Holiday 12, Movies 8


CITY OF GOD (R) --
A- Oscar-nominated director Fernando Meirelles' harrowing drama about astonishingly violent gangs of children in a Rio housing project isn't a perfect film, but it's one viewers won't soon forget. Raised in poverty, ignorance and hopelessness, boys in their teens and even younger kill each other to control territory not worth having. The miracle is that we meet one child who manages to survive and ultimately escape. Nominated for four Academy Awards. (Barton) Canal Place


COLD MOUNTAIN (R) -- B
The Weinstein Brothers double-dog dare you to love Anthony Minghella's (The English Patient) epic take on Charles Frazier's epic novel of a Confederate soldier leaving battle for the woman he loves. But the Oscar-friendly trio of Nicole Kidman and Oscar nominees Jude Law and Renée Zellweger are no match for John Seale's cinematography or the old-timey music. Brendan Gleeson is a huge bright spot as the redemptive Stobrod. Nominated for seven Academy Awards. (Simmons) AMC Palace 20, Causeway Cinema, Movies 8


THE COOLER (R) --
A Wayne Kramer's Tarantinoesque romantic comedy is the story of a man (William H. Macy) so unlucky that a Vegas casino hires him to bring bad luck to hot gamblers. The cooler's fate changes when he falls in love with a cocktail waitress (Maria Bello). Unfortunately, a cooler in thaw is not an asset to his combustible boss (Oscar nominee Alec Baldwin). Terrific performances, a surprising script and a bracing theme make this one of the year's best. (Barton) Canal Place


GIRL WITH A PEARL EARRING (PG-13) -- B Adapted from the best-selling novel by Tracy Chevalier, Peter Webber's drama is the story of 17th century painter Johannes Vermeer's master work. A superb performance by Scarlett Johansson as the scullery maid who poses for the painting and memorably beautiful, Oscar-nominated cinematography by Eduardo Serra can't entirely make up for a slow pace, a thin story and a disappointing emotional mutedness.
Nominated for three Academy Awards.
(Barton) (Reviewed in this issue.)
Canal Place


THE GOSPEL OF JOHN (PG-13) --
Philip Saville directed this version of the Biblical story as interpreted from the American Bible Society's Good News Bible. Stars Henry Ian Cusick, Stuart Bunce, Lynsey Baxter and others. AMC Palace 20

THE LAST SAMURAI (R) --
A Tom Cruise's newfound dramatic dignity provides the steady center of this stunning epic film directed by Edward Zwick. Cruise's physical transformation from an alcoholic Civil War veteran to a formidable samurai warrior is Oscar-worthy. Co-star and Oscar nominee Ken Watanabe's wise warlord Katsumoto represents a shattering English-speaking debut. Nominated for four Academy Awards. (Carlson) Prytania

LEWIS AND CLARK: GREAT JOURNEY WEST (NR) --

This IMAX film stars Kelly Boulware and Sonny Surowiec as the famed explorers during their early 19th century trek westward. Entergy I
MAX

THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING (PG-13) -- A-

Director Peter Jackson provides a fitting ending to his groundbreaking trilogy. Overly long and swimming in narrative and thematic deja vu, Return of the King is nonetheless redeemed by the strength of the LOTR oeuvre as a whole and by its own many moments of greatness -- the slow spiritual ascension of Aragorn (Viggo Mortensen) to the throne of Gondor, the genderless courage of Eowyn (Miranda Otto), the madness of Denethor the Steward (John Noble). Nominated for 11 Academy Awards including Best Picture. (Carlson) AMC Palace 12, AMC Palace 16, AMC Palace 20, Holiday 12


LOST IN TRANSLATION (R) -- A-

Oscar-nominated writer-director Sofia Coppola (The Virgin Suicides) continues to establish herself as a filmmaker with her own voice in this subtle tale of the relationship between a fading movie star (Bill Murray in an Oscar-nominated performance) and the young wife (Scarlett Johansson) of an L.A. photographer while in Tokyo. Coppola's ability to resist temptation on several levels and create space for her actors to play to their strengths help make this the best film of 2003. Plus, it makes karaoke cool again. Nominated for four Academy Awards including Best Picture. (Simmons) Causeway Cinema


MASTER AND COMMANDER: THE FAR SIDE OF THE WORLD (PG-13) -- B+

Lucky Jack leaps to the big screen in this Peter Weir adaptation of the Patrick O'Brian novels. A spare script leaves plenty of time for stunning visuals and fascinating evocations of life aboard a 19th-century British warship. Weir's nearly flawless directorial eye is aided by the intelligent casting of Oscar nominee Russell Crowe and Paul Bettany (A Beautiful Mind) as friends Jack Aubrey and Stephen Maturin. Nominated for 10 Academy Awards including Best Picture. (Carlson) Prytania


MIRACLE (PG) -
-C- Gavin O'Connor's account of the U.S. hockey team's 1980 Olympic gold-medal run concentrates not on the players who scored the goals but on the bullying coach (Kurt Russell) who hectored them all along their road to improbable glory. In glorifying a jerk, this film tarnishes a treasured sports memory. (Barton) (Reviewed in this issue.)
AMC Palace 12, AMC Palace 16, AMC Palace 20, Chalmette, Grand, Holiday 12, Hollywood Cinemas 9, North Shore Square


MONSTER (R) -- B+

Charlize Theron, the golden goddess of 2 Days in the Valley and The Italian Job, slides under the skin of convicted serial killer Aileen Wuornos in this surprising effort from first-time writer-director Patty Jenkins. Theron gives a powerhouse performance, full of wounded rage and malevolence, that's Oscar-worthy and then some. (Carlson) AMC Palace 20, Canal Place, Hollywood Cinemas 9


MY BABY'S DADDY (PG-13) --
An African-American (sort of) version of the popular Three Men and a Baby movie (based on a French film), with Eddie Griffin, Anthony Anderson and Michael Imperioli learning the baby-raising ropes. Chalmette, Grand


MYSTERIES OF EGYPT (NR) --
National Geographic meets IMAX in this film about this ancient civilization's pyramids, tombs, mummies and monarchies, starring Mr. Egypt himself, Omar Sharif. Entergy IMAX


MYSTIC RIVER (R) -- B+
Not quite the modern masterpiece it has been christened by critics starved for decent dramatic fare, Mystic River is still an intelligent, powerful film. Three south Boston friends (Oscar nominees Sean Penn and Tim Robbins, and Kevin Bacon) find themselves struggling with loss and revenge in this adaptation of the Dennis Lehane bestseller. As a grieving father and vengeful ex-con, Penn delivers an amazing performance that outweighs other minor missteps. Nominated for six Academy Awards including Best Picture. (Carlson) AMC Palace 16, AMC Palace 20, Grand, Holiday 12, North Shore Square; opens Friday at the Prytania


OCEAN WONDERLAND (NR) --
IMAX takes its cameras to the Great Barrier Reef in Australia and the coral reef of the Bahamas. Directed by Jean-Jacques Mantello. Entergy IMAX


THE PERFECT SCORE (PG-13) --
Scarlett Johansson continues her assault on New Orleans as part of a merry band of high school students pulling an SAT heist (an SAT heist?). Directed by Brian Robbins and co-starring Erika Christensen and Darius Miles. AMC Palace 12, AMC Palace 16, AMC Palace 20, Chalmette, Grand, Holiday 12, Hollywood Cinemas 9, North Shore Square


SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE (PG-13) -- B-
Nancy Meyers (Baby Boom) reunites with Oscar nominee Diane Keaton and tosses in Jack Nicholson for a weak romantic comedy about a cradle-robbing womanizer (Nicholson) falling in love with a middle-age playwright (Keaton). (Simmons) AMC Palace 12, AMC Palace 20, Holiday 12


TORQUE (R) --
If you've once again been feeling the need for speed, here's the story about a rev-happy (but gang-free) motorcyle racer (Martin Henderson) who is framed for the murder of a serious biker-gang dude (Ice Cube, keepin' it real) by a rival biker dude. Directed by music-video director Joseph Kahn. Chalmette, Grand


THE TRIPLETS OF BELLEVILLE (PG-13) --
Sylvain Chomet directed this animation film about the adventures of three faded French Depression-era jazz singers, who come to the rescue of a woman in search of her kidnapped cyclist grandson. Nominated for two Academy Awards: Best Animated Feature and Best Original Song. (Canal Place also offers a brilliant short, Destino, created by Salvador Dali for Walt Disney.) AMC Palace 20, Canal Placce


WIN A DATE WITH TAD HAMILTON (PG-13) --

Grocery clerk Kate Bosworth wins a date contest with Hollywood hunk Josh Duhamel, inciting the jealousy of crush-riddled old childhood friend Topher Grace in this romantic comedy directed by Robert Luketic. AMC Palace 12, AMC Palace 20, Movies 8


YOU GOT SERVED (PG-3) --
Two street dancers experience a personal rift just as they're about to enjoy huge success in this comedy starring Marques Houston and Omarion and directed by Chris Stokes. AMC Palace 12, AMC Palace 16, AMC Palace 20, Chalmette, Grand, Holiday 12, Hollywood Cinemas 9, North Shore Square

AMC Palace 12 734-2020; AMC Palace 16 734-2020; AMC Palace 20 734-2020; Canal Place 581-5400; Chalmette 277-9797; Downtown Joy 522-7575; Entergy IMAX 581-4629; Plaza 245-0102; Prytania 891-2787; Zeitgeist 525-2767

Compiled by David Lee Simmons

Contributors: Rick Barton, Shala Carlson, David Lee Simmons


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