A member of the San Francisco Chronicle editorial board says she's received letters about the conduct of 49ers fans at Saturday's playoff game against the Saints.
Grandmaster Wang of the blog MooseDenied crafts the best response to players and sportscasters who can't stop bellyaching about the New Orleans Saints.
It's not airport-style wanding and patdowns — it's "enhanced screening." (Longer lines? Aw, you didn't want to see the first few minutes of the game anyway.)