Maldonado should have found the person who has been going to parades the longest and used that person as his source. "Mrs. Hurst, what do you think of the influx of ladders on parade routes?" Mrs. Hurst: "Uhhhhhggg...(poops pants)."
Hey Janie! Could you please direct me to the office of the Deputy Mayor in charge of Ladders on Carnival Parade Routes? Perhaps that person may have been a better source for the story. Or maybe the District Office for Ladder Management (I think that's a State office really) or perhaps the non-profit group Society for the Prevention of Ladder Accidents and Tragedies (S.P.L.A.T.)? Certainly any of those people could have been better sources than this belly-aching, complaining, discontented, disgruntled, unhappy, unsatisfied mal-content who has been going to parades on St. Charles since before he could walk.
"But an open mind makes for a great evening." Exalt!
Kill it with fire!
Thanks for the H/T KA!
Yes, I own property. Yes, I pay taxes. If his questions were meant to be rhetorical, I missed the point like a Shaun Suisham 23-yard field goal.
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