Looking forward to my third marriage consecrated in the penthouse at Seans new property "CummIn Tower". (The arbitrary capitalization is theirs, not mine.)
It's 19 stories, built on the demolition of St. Louis Cathedral, and you cannot be a local if you want to live there. In fact, you have to own concurrent residences in the LES and UWS of Manhattan to even be considered.
The basement unit is 6k a month, but I thought, what the hell, since I'm making money hand-over-fist, I should just spring for the penthouse at 14k a day, where I can enjoy the ironic hand carved mahogany bidet.
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