"...but that's probably because the offenses in Cleveland and Oakland, the two clubs where he was defensive coordinator, weren't very good." this line alone immediately discredits this article. How can there be no reference to the team that JUST fired Rob Ryan - the Dallas Cowboys - who in fact have a pretty productive offense.
Re: “Trojan to distribute free vibrators in New Orleans on May 3”
I'll be setting up next to this cart with a cart of my own: The Real Thing Give-Away - comes with proper documentation for a fun-filled, STD free pleasure ride