10 p.m. Monday
One Eyed Jacks, 615 Toulouse St., 569-8361; www.oneeyedjacks.net
Cock rock doesn't get much cockier than Eagles of Death Metal, whose chugging drums (courtesy of Queens of the Stone Age's Josh Homme) and strutting style (courtesy of singer/guitarist Jesse Hughes' John Holmes 'stache) beg to be blared from the busted woofers of a 1979 Camaro. The band teams with the self-mythologizing Kick Buttkiss to wish One Eyed Jacks owner Rio Hackford a ridiculously happy birthday. Tickets $20.