The same year, 2001, I was King of the Krewe du Vieux. It's hard to beat a year like that. If I had any ego I'd say that I was King of 2001. The euphoria wasn't just personal: all of America was feeling giddy. The presidency of George W. Bush was only a few months old. September eleventh was a few months in the future. No one could have suspected that less than a year later we'd attack Afghanistan and later enter an endless war in Iraq under false pretenses. Certainly, nobody suspected that for Gambit's 25th anniversary we would still be at war, that gas prices would reach and surpass 1970s levels, that a huge chasm would open between the rich and the poor, and that an apocalypse-size storm would destroy our beloved city.
It took only four years for an America still drunk with the potential of post-Cold War opportunities to go from being the world's most respected power to being hated around the world. It took four years for George W. Bush and his gang of radical cronies to spend all the capital of good will we had acquired after the Cold War. They spent it with a vengeance abroad. Within the U.S. they proclaimed a kingdom of fear and they began to demolish civil liberties in the name of national security. Republicans abandoned all their principles, including that of a smaller government, to vote for the creation of the Homeland Security Agency, the biggest bureaucracy ever conceived in Washington in the modern age. Republicans and Democrats alike voted for war and fanned the flames of patriotard hysteria. The weakest (or most confused) Congress in U.S. history turned out to be a cover for an incompetent administration.
But what is truly unimaginable in 2005 was that none of it worked. Our adventures abroad revealed the weakness of our triumphalist thinking. The realities of globalization gave the lie to the nationalist rhetoric of the leadership. American jobs migrated abroad and no public posturing against immigration could stop the demand for cheap labor in the U.S. And worst of all, for us, Homeland Security turned out to be an inefficient paper lion good only for breeding national insecurity and hysteria. When the chips were down in New Orleans, they were paralyzed by impotence.
For the past four years lying became our leaders' chief mode of public expression. Polluters declared themselves environmentalists. War-mongers, peace-lovers. The breeders of homeland insecurity, defenders of freedom. The president's favorite digest of the generalized lie was to declare "success" whenever something was about to go woefully wrong. No WMD's in Iraq? We'll find them! Success! The war in Iraq a year later? Success! The Gulf Coast recovery? Success! George Orwell came home. And he was pissed: 1984 was worse than he thought -- it barely spoke English.
My editor asked me if I'd write my column on Gambit's next 25 years. You must be kidding, boss! I'll be lucky if I could predict the next five minutes. Tell you what, though: the day I'm a cover boy again, or a cover for a famous young naked writer, the good times will roll again. When that happens I predict: the war will be over and New Orleans will be the New Jerusalem.
Andrei Codrescu's new book, New Orleans, Mon Amour: 20 Years of Writings from the City is published by Algonquin Books.