The Saints actually will go marching in this Carnival. Among the many kings and queens riding through our streets on this final week of parades will be many New Orleans Saints, including Bacchus XLII Quarterback Drew Brees, coach Sean Payton in the Orpheus procession and many Saints wives riding with the Muses.
But it's a weekend with much more to celebrate, including Valentine's Day, the tradition and grandeur of old-line krewes, the outrageous wit of satirical parades and the wholesome fun of children's tales highlighted by many krewe themes.
Below are my previews of the remaining parades with information on themes, routes, royalty and special guests.
Let us all cheer on the brightly costumed riders, grab some beads, reach for a Zulu coconut and enjoy the conclusion to a fine Carnival season.
Location: Uptown 6:30 p.m.
Theme: Announced day of parade
Floats: 16
Archdruid: secret
Queen: none
Throws: Medallion beads, green and red doubloons.
The secretive Mystic Krewe of Druids always has a witty theme, but it isn't announced until the day of the parade. Stilt walkers add a little height to the procession.

Location: Metairie 7 p.m.
Theme: Children's Bedtime Stories
Floats: 15
King: Randy Corass
Queen: Ashley Rau
Throws: Stuffed animals
The mighty Thor shows a gentler side with floats depicting children's stories. Familiar figures and tales include Peter Pan, Cinderella, Jack and Jill and Puff the Magic Dragon. Rolling at the front of the parade are numerous Shriner motorcycle and buggy groups. The Budweiser Clydesdales add extra horsepower.

Location: Uptown 6 p.m.
Theme: Announced day of parade
Floats: 28
King: Secret
Queen: Announced day of parade
Throws: Light-up theme medallions, tambourines and maracas, plush winged H's, slap bracelets
Hermes promises bright colors on refurbished floats and signature floats. Also watch for the costumed captain and lieutenants riding on horseback.

Location: Uptown 6:30 p.m.
Theme: Announced day of parade
Floats: 21
Dictator: Secret
Queen: None
Throws: Krewe playing cards, stuffed gargoyles with light-up eyes, blinking green gargoyles, pink pearls
The secretive and satirical krewe always turns up the heat on local politicians. There are new gargoyle throws being introduced this year.

Location: Uptown 7 p.m.
Theme: Morpheus Dreams of the Classics
Floats: 20
King: George Plentzas
Queen: Cindy Carringer
Throws: Plush sheep and crescent moons, light-up wands, turquoise captain's doubloons
Morpheus turns to classic children's stories and movies for its theme. Floats depict Romeo and Juliet, Mary Poppins, The Wizard of Oz, Goldilocks and the Three Bears and Little Red Riding Hood.
Location: Uptown following the Krewe of Morpheus parade.
Theme: Announced day of parade
Floats: 26
King: None
Queen: None
Throws: Shoe bracelets, ivy wreath beads, light-up diamond rings, glitter tattoos, plush arrows and many more 10th anniversary throws.
Muses celebrates its 10th anniversary in grand fashion with many commemorative throws and reprises of past popular items. Special guest riders includes many wives of New Orleans Saints players and political spin maven Mary Matalin.

Location: Metairie 7 p.m.
Theme: Partying With Centurions
Floats: 18
King: David Patrick Brousse
Queen: Morgan Denise McCrory
Throws: Foam swords, stress relieving Centurion doll, doubloons in many colors
Centurions has found plenty of reasons to party. Floats include "Party Foods," "Seafood Party," "Sports Party" and "King's Party." The krewe debuts new captain's and royalty floats. The procession includes several motorcycle and horse-riding groups as well as an antique firetruck.

Location: Algiers 10:45 a.m.
Theme: 40 Years of Pastimes
Floats: 24
King: Alan Jerome Hendrix
Queen: Casey Angelle Coleman
Throws: Plush baseballs and jugg bottles, key chains, light-up Champagne glasses
N.O.M.T.O.C. marks its 40th anniversary with a salute to its favorite pastimes, including baseball, basketball and canoeing. Celebrity guest riders include local TV meteorologist Damon Singleton and New Orleans Saints wide receivers Devery Henderson and Robert Meachem.

Location: Uptown 11 a.m.
Theme: Children's Classics
Floats: 27
King: John J. Kramer
Queen: Jacklyn L. Gondrella
Throws: Umbrellas, plush sunflowers, sunglasses, coasters, light-up wands, ceramic Iris beads and bracelets
Iris has its eyes on "Children's Classics." Floats feature Pinocchio, Cinderella, Babar the Elephant, Treasure Island, Aladdin and Snow White.

Location: Uptown Noon
Theme: Tucks Faces Reality
Floats: 26
King: Steve Long
Queen: Kay Wittenberg
Throws: Golf towels, squirting toilets, toilet paper, Tucks dolls, toy plungers and koozies
Tucks puts its own satirical spin on reality TV. Some semi-familiar episodes include "Bridezilla in Da Parish," "Survivor: New Orleans," "Pimp My Streetcar" and "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?" in a tribute to the Army Corps of Engineers. The cast of Hot Tub Time Machine will ride in the krewe's hot tub float. The krewe will try to set a Guinness world record for the number of mini-muffulettas thrown during the parade.

Location: Mid-City 4:15 p.m.
Theme: Abracadabra
Floats: 28
King: Patrick Russo
Queen: Kelly Giardina
Throws: Fleur de lis light-up medallions, flying discs, Tom Benson cups, umbrellas and doubloons, and foam and stuffed penguins
Endymion is brewing up some magic for this year's parade. Floats celebrate the "Cup of Comus" and master magician "Nicola the Great." Grand Marshal Tom Benson is joined by wife Gayle, Rita Benson LeBlanc and several Saints players. Penguin throws honor a penguin born at the Audubon Institute last year on the day of the krewe's parade. Some of the proceeds from those krewe items go to the Audubon Institute.

Location: Metairie 6:30 p.m.
Theme: Tell Me a Story
Floats: 18
King: Jonathan Holmes
Queen: Kristine Connell
Throws: Isis genie doll, purses, pink and black footballs, hand-decorated flip-flops and flip-flop beads
The court of the Krewe of Isis appear as figures from the tale of the Arabian Nights, but krewe floats will tell many stories, including those of Humpty Dumpty, Mary Mary Quite Contrary and the Gingerbread Man. Flip-flop throws are not only hand-decorated but wearable as well. The krewe features its first mother and son royals.

Location: Uptown 10:15 am
Theme: Announced day of parade
Floats: 20
King Sargon: Secret
Queen: Emily Montgomery
Throws: Babylon backpacks, light-up jester beads and Flying discs, jester hats and krewe poster
Since 1940, the krewe has followed the Carnival tradition of secrecy. Watch for the king's mule-drawn float, a redone officer's streetcar and jester throws honoring the group's origins as the Jester's Club.
Location: Uptown 11 a.m.
Theme: Would You Be Mine?
Floats: 16
King: Robert W. Pfister
Queen: Martha Elizabeth Dart
Throws: Boas, stuffed animals and a king's doubloon
Okeanos aims to charm paradegoers on St. Valentine's Day with floats titled "Let's Get Lucky," "Let Me Wine You and Dine You," and a sure winner, "Let's Go to a Saints Game."

Location: Uptown 11:45 a.m.
Theme: Mid-City Gets Lucky
Floats: 18
King: Brian Frederick Thumm
Queen: Nicole Jean Godejohn-Baird
Throws: Krewe emblem logo dice, stress-relieving hearts, flying discs, "Got Foil?" items, T-shirts
The Krewe of Mid-City tries its luck with this parade. Floats feature "Lucky Dogs," "Lady Luck," "Luck of the Draw" and the "Pot of Gold" at the end of the rainbow. The krewe is known for decorating its floats with foil and there is a line of throws emblazoned with the question "Got Foil?"

Location: Uptown Noon
Theme: Thoth's All Mixed Up
Floats: 42
King: David Dallimore
Queen: Suzanne Corpora
Throws: Stuffed hearts, stuffed olives, many different types of doubloons
Thoth will be the toast of Carnival with this cocktail-themed parade. Floats will serve up white Russians, mai tais, zombies and Caribbean rum punches. The procession includes 10 horse-riding groups as well as stilt walkers.

Location: Uptown 5:15 p.m.
Theme: Love Is In the Air
Floats: 32
Bacchus: Drew Brees
Queen: None
Throws: Plush hearts and roses, Drew Brees black and gold doubloons.
Love will definitely be in the air as Bacchus combines a Valentine's Day theme with the draw of Saints quarterback Drew Brees. Floats feature many different kinds of love stories, including Romeo and Juliet, Honeymoon in Vegas, Sweet 16, Cupid, I Love Lucy and "Sea of Love." Brees will be joined by fellow Saints players, and he will toss black and gold toy footballs.

Location: Metairie 5:30 p.m.
Theme: Name That Tune
Floats: 24
King: Ronald Paulin
Queen: Cindy Paulin
Throws: Napoleon head medallions, flying discs, toy footballs, 35th anniversary doubloons.
Popular love songs inspire Napoleon's 35th anniversary. Tunes include "Suspicious Minds," "That's Amore," "Love Shack," and the Carnival anthem "If Ever I Cease to Love." New Orleans Zephyr mascots Boudreaux and Clotile ride in the parade.

Location: Uptown 5:15 p.m.
Theme:The Mythology of Astrology
Floats: 20
King: Secret
Queen: Announced day of parade
Throws: Light-up beads, pearls, glass beads, plush seahorses.
Proteus recalls its 1910 parade celebrating astrology. The 2010 theme relates mythology to astrology, so the Greek perception of constellations will be illustrated on the floats. Some examples include Taurus the Bull, Sagittarius the Archer, Aries the Ram and Polaris the North Star.

Location: Uptown 6 p.m.
Theme: Delectable Delights
Floats: 30
Celebrity guests: Sean Payton, Steve Zahn, Taylor Dayne and Paul Mainieri
Throws: Plush spears and footballs, LED light-up beads
Orpheus hits the sweet spot with floats depicting popular desserts such as Russian tea cakes, red velvet cake, cherries jubilee and Moon Pies. Guest riders include New Orleans Saints coach Sean Payton and LSU baseball coach Paul Mainieri. Mystery riders include contestants from an upcoming season of Top Chef.

Location: Metairie 6:30 p.m.
Theme: Popular Personalities
Floats: 24
King: Samuel Theodore Alcus III
Queen: Ashley Elizabeth Spansel
Throws: Zeus footballs, Rickey Jackson cups, pink, gold and silver doubloons.
Some of the popular real and fictional figures featured on Zeus floats include Lucille Ball, the Pope, John Wayne and Cinderella. Former New Orleans Saints standout Rickey Jackson will ride as a celebrity guest.

Location: Uptown 8:15 a.m.
Theme: Zulu's Travel Destinations Around the World
Floats: 27
King: Jimmie L. Felder
Queen: Ilana "Chrissy" Felder-Jefferson
Throws: Decorated coconuts, medallion beads.
Zulu lines up early on Fat Tuesday for a parade featuring travel spots from around the globe. Miss Black Louisiana Dominique Melder will ride as a special guest. New this year is a float for krewe children to ride.

Location: Uptown 10 a.m.
Theme: Fables of Fire and Flame
Floats: 26
King: Announced Lundi Gras
Queen: Announced Lundi Gras
Throws: New Boeuf Gras float
Rex stokes the flames of myth and history and science in this spectacle of a parade. Floats depict Prometheus, who stole fire from the gods; Aurora Borealis, the northern lights named for the Roman goddess of the dawn; the Phoenix and the Roman emperor Nero.

Location: Metairie 10 a.m.
Theme: Love is in the Air
Floats: 30
King: David Sherman
Queen: Meredith Cherhardy
Throws: Stuffed animals and cups and doubloons with Rachael Ray's image.
Valentine's Day will have passed but love will still be in the air. Floats honor the lovers' holiday and titles include "Love Potion No. 9" and "Prisoner of Love." The Food Network sweetheart Rachael Ray rides as celebrity grand marshal.

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