"Are you serious? I'm on national TV? And you're Jimmy Fallon? ... I'm used to appearing on C-SPAN at like 2 a.m. before they start airing those NutriBullet infomercials."
— Comedian Aziz Ansari, impersonating Gov. Bobby Jindal in a hilarious bit last week on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. Ansari-as-Jindal boasted of his 100 percent increase in the polls ("going from 1 percent to 2 percent"), and stated, "I don't believe in global warming. In fact, I'm the only candidate who doesn't believe in any science, period."