"They need to get a sense of a humor, and they need to get a life. It's just the way we roll. The gentleman that did that is 28 years old and he has also graduated. He has a master's in business. So I think he can make a decision for himself what he'd like to do. I thought I did pretty well by not doing it myself and just helping him." — Sen. Mary Landrieu, responding to reporters about her photo op at an LSU tailgate, where she held a beer keg nozzle for a Tigers fan who was doing a handstand. One of her GOP opponents, Rep. Bill Cassidy, criticized the stunt, saying it encouraged binge drinking: "It's not something to celebrate."