"If the race for the District 1 seat is decided based upon names, the incumbent doesn't stand a chance. Mike 'Chicken Commander' Boyter, a Democrat from Vivian, has qualified to take on [Rep. Jim] Morris, a Republican. The 'Chicken Commander' moniker will indeed appear on the ballot." — Jeremy Alford of LaPolitics, reporting on the Louisiana House District 1 race. House District 1, home of the "Chicken Commander," is in the top northwest corner of the state, not far from West Monroe, home of the "Duck Commander."