Music

Cuisine

Events and Festivals

Movies

Classifieds

Shopping

Gambit

 

FILM BY RICK BARTON


Adventure of the Mind
FILM: The Cell
DIRECTOR: Tarsem Singh
STARRING: Jennifer Lopez, Vince Vaughn
GRADE: C+


BUT WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN? JENNIFER LOPEZ BATTLES BAD GUYS AND BAD DREAMS IN TARSEM SINGH'S HYPER-STYLIZED THRILLER, THE CELL.


On one level, I understand the praise Tarsem Singh has drawn for The Cell. On another level, I find the extent of that praise quite mad. Certainly, notions that this is one of the year's best films are altogether cockeyed.

  The story in The Cell centers on a beautiful and caring psychologist named Catherine Deane (Jennifer Lopez, who, yes, just as in Out of Sight, in one particular "back" shot assures her fans that she's holding on to a fundamental asset). Using a new chemical and electrical technology, Catherine has pioneered a new kind of psychotherapy in which she is actually able to enter the psyche of a troubled patient. Heretofore, Catherine has only practiced this technique on a comatose child. But when a sadistic serial killer turns up in a coma while his latest victim remains alive but imminently imperiled in an undiscovered automated torture chamber, FBI agent Peter Novak (Vince Vaughn) enlists Catherine's assistance. Her mission: enter the diseased mind of Carl Stargher (the gifted Vincent D'Onofrio wasting his talents on an astonishingly under-imagined psychopath) and figure out where the killer stashed the pretty girl (Tara Subkoff) he planned to violate sexually and emotionally.

  Once inside Stargher's nutcake brain, Catherine encounters such horrors that agent Novak has to go in after her. And you thought menage a trois was 1) French, and 2) a dream come true. Basically this picture is like an acid trip without having to actually take drugs. You get the nightmarish scenarios without having to think you're losing your mind. You get lots of lush colors. And you get a whole bunch of stuff that doesn't make a lick of sense.

  Those who have liked this picture must have done so because of its series of arresting images, images so starkly different from reality, so brimming with color and so innately fascinating that you could well stare at them individually for the great length of time you might devote to standing before a compelling painting.

  The picture starts with such an image that we later learn is the product of the child's mind. Catherine is dressed in a gown of white feathers, her smooth, tawny skin a vivid contrast to the texture and color of her dress. She is standing in a barren landscape of rust-colored sand, a sand mountain rising behind her like a painted backdrop. But then she turns, a character out of something imagined by Salvador Dali, and climbs the plummeting ridge of that sand mountain, walking bolding toward a cobalt sky, leaving elephantine footprints in her wake as she rises into the distance. The whole sequence is breathtaking, no question.

  But I'll be damned if I have a clue as to what it means or how it fits with what follows. Throughout the movie, we get other moments of painterly wonder that approximate (but never quite equal) this first one. All are pleasurable to behold. And for that reason, The Cell is worth seeing. But does this work as a movie? Not at all. In fact, the story that incorporates these striking individual images is so pedestrian it serves largely to diminish them. In short, from what I see in The Cell, Tarsem Singh is working in the wrong medium.


   

Questions? Comments? E-mail Best of New Orleans!
©2000, Gambit Communications, Inc.