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Tuesday, May 27, 2008

This Man Can Throw a Party

Posted By on Tue, May 27, 2008 at 7:01 PM

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John McCain might have thrown the Reich-minded Reverend John Hagee under the “Straight Talk Express”, but it doesn’t matter because Hagee can always turn to his good friend, Senator Joe Lieberman.

As this Huffington Post  article points out, Lieberman considers Hagee to be an "Ish Elochim," or "a man of God,” and Lieberman is scheduled to be the headliner at Hagee’s 2008 Christians United for Israel Washington-Israel Summit. If you managed to cut down your Jazz Fest attendance this year to only a couple of days, then you might have the money to attend this glorious event.

There will be ex-terrorists, an ex-Senator (the pride of Pennsylvania ,unless you’re gay, Rick Santorum), an ex-presidential candidate (friend to all Christians, unless you’re gay, Gary Bauer), the Weekly Standard’s William Kristol, Congressman Elliot Engel, talk show host Dennis “Leeway” Prager  and a private concert by Randy Travis.

All yours for $200. That’s right: four days at $50 a day. If we can round up enough people from New Orleans, we can even get our own bus and no one will be able throw Hagee under this one (I’m not sure he’d fit anyway).

Any ideas what we should call the bus? Too bad “Straight Talk Express” is already taken. Hagee, Santorum and Bauer would have loved it.



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