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Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Making Louisiana politicians look good

Posted By on Wed, Sep 9, 2009 at 8:41 PM

Haven't we all learned to beware the "hot mic" when we're on camera? Apparently California state Rep. Mike Duvall skipped class that day:

Michael Duvall is a conservative Republican state representative from Orange County, California. While waiting for the start of a legislative hearing in July, the 54-year-old married father of two and family values champion began describing, for the benefit of a colleague seated next to him, his ongoing affairs with two different women. In very graphic detail....

Oh, come on. It couldn't have been that bad. Right? Let's go to the tape (which is now being played endlessly on L.A. TV):

So, I am getting into spanking her. Yeah, I like it. I like spanking her. She goes, 'I know you like spanking me.' I said, 'Yeah! Because you're such a bad girl!'

She wears little eye-patch underwear. So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And? so, we had made love Wednesday--a lot! And so she'll, she's all, 'I am going ?up and down the stairs, and you're dripping out of me!' So messy!


And did we mention the women are state lobbyists?

Naturally, Mr. Duvall is an outspoken opponent of all the usual things (including gay marriage):

Earlier this year, the man who never graduated from high school received "100 percent" approval scores ?by the California Republican Assembly, the state's leading conservative outfit, and the Capitol Resource Institute (CRI), a fierce guardian of traditional family values.?

Or perhaps we should say: was an outspoken opponent: Mr. Duvall, after pleading for privacy, has decided to resign.

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