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Thursday, October 22, 2009

Thursday Night: ‘AZZ Everywhere!!!’ Show featuring sissy rappers Big Freedia and Magnolia Shorty

Posted By on Thu, Oct 22, 2009 at 2:08 AM

Above is a clip from a sissy rapper show I attended earlier this year. If you’ve never been to a sissy rap concert before, do yourself a favor and yell at your life coach to Get On It! Better yet, fire him or her and put a sissy rapper on your makeover team. In these dark days when everything seems so uncertain, there is no better tough times mentor to be had. Do you know how hard core you gotta be to be a transvestite from the projects of New Orleans who highjacks the rap game from the local thug life? Its that kind of fearless vision we need to overcome these BSA days we’re dealing with.

A sissy rapper embodies the strength of 10,000 chariots, the style of Halle Berry’s brother Basement Berry - the one that gave her all the moves and taught her everything she knows, the sharp wit of Ariana Huffington if Arianna Huffington was as witty as Ariana Huffington THINKS she is (with her ‘Ariana Says’ headlines, she really thinks she’s who she is these days). Combine all that fabulous alchemical force, put it on stage and you’ve got a life altering, head rotating, fire-walking, phenomenation that EST, Master Cleansing and years of psychoanalysis can’t touch. One show (plus two gin and tonics) will blast your mind open and you will experience a convergence of clear purpose, advanced motor booty skills and the raw uncensored courage you need to make all your dreams come true. You will know instinctively what to do about that errant man, the job search, the foreclosure notice AND Climate change. You could single-handedly throw Nagin’s azz outta office TODAY and lock down the public healthcare option your damn self. Once aligned with sissy rapper superhero power, haters will cease to darken your door. Case in point: sissy rap originated out of the Melpomene projects and you see, out of all the housing projects to suffer the wrecking ball, those buildings are still standing strong. Bulldozers don’t even drive down that block. Coincidence? Hmph...I think not.

This is the team we all need to get on. Sissy Rappers For Mayor!


Big Freedia tha Queen Diva, Magnolia "Smokin' Guns" Shorty, and DJ Rusty Lazer

Thursday, October 29

10:00pm to 4:00am

 The Dragon's Den

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