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Thursday, February 12, 2015

That's not how you ride the subway, Anthony Davis

Posted By on Thu, Feb 12, 2015 at 5:51 PM

@antdavis_23 of the @pelicansnba hangin' around #NBAAllStarNYC!

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In the run-up to its All-Star game this weekend, the NBA has released a series of photos depicting players standing sideways on the New York City subway. The New Orleans Pelicans' Anthony Davis (who had to withdraw due to injury) can be seen above.

These pictures are supposed to be funny, or at least cute. Really though, they're kind of gross. Have you been on the New York City subway? If you haven't, go to Bourbon Street, jump barefoot into the smelliest puddle you can find, then wash off in the Mississippi and you'll be half as dirty as the typical New York City subway floor.

Here is what a typical ride on the New York City Subway is like, depicted with 100 percent accuracy:

Some 5.5 million people use the subway
 every day and that leads to a lot of disgusting things being left all over a subway car's surfaces. National Geographic recently posted a report on what they found when they analyzed those surfaces, showing high levels of "fecal matter" and "staph" on all subway cars. Sure, National Geographic said the subway is still perfectly safe, but these guys are also OK with hippo poop in your ear

So in short: Anthony Davis really should go take a bath.

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