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White Guilt is Dead
By Tom Adkins

Look at my fellow conservatives! There they go, glumly shuffling along, depressed by the election's aftermath. Not me. I'm virtually euphoric. Don't get me wrong. I'm not thrilled with America's flirtation with Neo Socialism. But there's a massive silver lining in those magical clouds that lofted Barak Obama to the Presidency. For today, without a shred of intellectually legitimate opposition, I can loudly proclaim to America: The Era of White Guilt is over. This seemingly impossible event occurred because the vast majority of White Americans didn't give a fluff about skin color, and enthusiastically pulled the voting lever for a black man. Not just any Black man; a very Liberal Black man who spent his early career race-hustling banks, praying in a racist church for 20 years, and actively worked with America-hating domestic terrorists. Wow! Some resume! Yet Whites made Barak Obama their leader.

Therefore, as of Nov 4th, 2008, White Guilt is dead.
For over a century, the
millstone of White Guilt hung around our necks, retribution for slave-owning
In the 60's, American Liberals began yanking that millstone while
sticking a fork in the eye of Black Americans, exacerbating the racial divide to
extort a Socialist solution.
But if a Black man can become President, exactly
what significant barrier is left? The election of Barak Obama absolutely
destroys the entire validation of Liberal White Guilt.
The dragon is thereby

So today, I'm feeling a little "uppity," if you will.
From this day forward, my
tolerance level for having my skin color hustled is now exactly ZERO.
And it's
time to clean house.
No more Reverend Wright's "God Damn America," Al Sharpton's
Church of Perpetual Victimization, or Jesse Jackson's rainbow racism.
West? You're a fraud. Go home.

All those "Black Studies"programs that taught kids to hate Whitey? You must now
thank Whitey.

And, I want that on the final. Congressional Black Caucus? Irrelevant.

Maxine Waters? Shut up. ACORN? Outlawed.
Black Panthers? Go home and pet your
kitty. Black separatists? Find another nation that offers better dreams.

Go ahead. I'm waiting. Gangsta rappers? Start praising America.
Begin with the
Pledge of Allegiance. And please, no more ebonics.
Speak English, and who knows
how high up the ladder you might end up? Oh, yeah pull up your pants.

Your underwear is showing. You look stupid.
To those Euro-snots who forged
entire careers hating America? I'm still waiting for the first Black French

And let me offer an equal opportunity whupping.
I've always despised lazy White
people. Now, I can talk smack about lazy Black people.
You're poor because you
quit school, did drugs, had three kids with three different fathers, and refuse
to work.
So when you plop your Colt 45-swilling, Oprah-watchin' butt on the
couch and complain "Da Man is keepin' me down.
" Allow me to inform you: Da Man
is now Black. You have no excuses. No more quotas. No more handouts.
No more
stealing my money because someone's great-great-great-great grandparents
suffered actual pain and misery at the hands of people I have no relation to,
and personally revile.
It's time to toss that massive, obsolete race-hustle
machine upon the heap of the other stupid 60's ideas.
Drag it over there, by
wife swapping, next to dope-smoking.
Plenty of room right between free love and

Careful, don't trip on streaking. There ya go, don't be gentle. Just dump it.

Wash your hands. It's filthy.
In fact, Obama's ascension created a gargantuan
How can you sell class envy and American unfairness when you and your
Black wife went to Ivy League schools, got high-paying jobs, became
millionaires, bought a mansion, and got elected President? How unfair is that?
Now, like a delicious O'Henry tale, Obama's spread-the-wealth campaign rendered
itself moot by it's own victory! America is officially now a Meritocracy.

Obama's election has validated American Conservatism!

So, listen carefully: Wham! That's the sound of my foot kicking the door shut
on the Era of White Guilt.
The rites have been muttered, the carcass lowered,
dirt shoveled, and tombstone erected. White Guilt is dead and buried.

However, despite my glee, there's apparently one small, rabid bastion of
American racism remaining. Black Americans voted 96% for Barak Obama.


In a color-blind world, shouldn't that be 50-50? Tonight, every Black person
should ask forgiveness for their apparent racism and prejudice towards White
people. Maybe it's time to start spreading the guilt around.

Tom Adkins is the publisher of CommonConservative. com

Posted by kwaters on 11/20/2008 at 2:38 PM

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